Announcement upon triumphant return.
A problem has been detected and Windows has shut down your robot.
Press any key to reboot.
I bring you Good News
From the very Mouth
Of the One they call God
Oh! Look, His picture!
"Everything is candy. One big dish of candy bars. Next galaxy is 100 Grand. Delish."
I, robot, have been sent to explore the outer rim of the Milky Way galaxy. Returning home to earth I say, "My battery is low."
Returning from a galaxy far, far away...
"Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good. I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move!"
"What is this place? The ozone is gone and the planet is waste? Nothing above ground and a horrible dictatorship? Sorry guys, I'm leaving!"
Analyzing>>>Nuclear war caused major flood 50 years ago>>>Submerged Atlantis>>>Masters abandoned Earth>>>Surviving populations of primitive humans left behind>>>>>>>>Initiate search for Masters<<
Wow, I can't believe that the outfits went back to the styles of the middle ages and ancient times. But the weapons got more advanced...crap.
It's about damn time!
i need to install new antivirus and firewall!
there's no technologies there,
i'm damn alone
My fried panels stutter out.
When? They ask.
They followed me here.
You will die.