This Drama Is So Highschool
"Morgan Freemason was caught free-basing at 'Smucker's Community Highschool: With A Name Like Smucker's it's Probably Education.'"
"No fucking way! He'll need a magic bathtub to escape this! Did you hear Smucker's mascot, 'Grapple Hybrid' got caught mounting a foam finger under the bleachers, Wednesday?
"Killer. Let's go."
Vicky and 'Nessa, the town's lesbian Goth's, donned twin dinosaur backpacks before vanishing.
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2017
Bunny Villaire
Morgan Freeman, a dinosaur, a foam finger and a magic bathtub. Edited version
Today was our company picnic at The Magic Bathtub. Can you picture it , 12 strippers at a Cubs game, with giant foam fingers sitting with an old fat man wearing a dinosaur print shirt?
We're having a great time, when some guy jumps up in front of us, catches a fly ball, and face plants right in my cleavage! Would you believe ? It's Morgan Freeman!
A vision, a warning.
I was in the bathtub when I saw her. She appeared in a vision, and she was as old as a dinosaur. “I dated Morgan Freeman once,” she said. “He bought me a foam finger at one of those games, but don’t let him fool you. He made me pay for dinner.” I heeded the warning as the vision disappeared. This bathtub must be magic.
Improbabilities
“The T. rex just wanted to get clean,” Morgan Freeman’s deep baritone narrated. “It was tired of all the mud and dust in its habitat. It was a good thing that the magic bathtub popped back in time, along with a foam finger. The T. rex used the finger to extend its forelimb’s reach to wash its back. Ah, bliss!”
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