I have a weird kid
I just saw my kid playing in the bathtub. He was making a dinosaur eat a foam finger all the while narrating in his best Morgan Freeman voice, saying, "I don't care if you're an herbivore. Eat that hand!"
This Drama Is So Highschool
"Morgan Freemason was caught free-basing at 'Smucker's Community Highschool: With A Name Like Smucker's it's Probably Education.'"
"No fucking way! He'll need a magic bathtub to escape this! Did you hear Smucker's mascot, 'Grapple Hybrid' got caught mounting a foam finger under the bleachers, Wednesday?
"Killer. Let's go."
Vicky and 'Nessa, the town's lesbian Goth's, donned twin dinosaur backpacks before vanishing.
Not even Morgan Freeman could bring the appropriate level of appreciation to my sudsy bathtub memoirs. It was a magic place where dinosaurs ate foam fingers and rubber ducky screamed.
Morgan Freeman sent me a foam finger printed with the words "Touch the Tub". I headed to the bathroom and touched the finger to the tub's edge. Out of the drain popped a dinosaur...What now?
Short and Sweet Insanity
One day, Morgan Freeman went to lounge in his magic bathtub. With him, he took his favorite foam finger and baby AI dino. He screamed, "Abracadabra", wrote on the tub with the finger, and played with the dino so long, it became a dinosaur.
Morgan Freeman, a dinosaur, a foam finger and a magic bathtub. Edited version
Today was our company picnic at The Magic Bathtub. Can you picture it , 12 strippers at a Cubs game, with giant foam fingers sitting with an old fat man wearing a dinosaur print shirt?
We're having a great time, when some guy jumps up in front of us, catches a fly ball, and face plants right in my cleavage! Would you believe ? It's Morgan Freeman!
A vision, a warning.
I was in the bathtub when I saw her. She appeared in a vision, and she was as old as a dinosaur. “I dated Morgan Freeman once,” she said. “He bought me a foam finger at one of those games, but don’t let him fool you. He made me pay for dinner.” I heeded the warning as the vision disappeared. This bathtub must be magic.
Yesterday was the weirdest day of my life. My large plastic dinosaur came to life and sounded like Morgan Freeman. All he wanted was a foam finger and fucked with it in the old bath tub. What the hell?
“The T. rex just wanted to get clean,” Morgan Freeman’s deep baritone narrated. “It was tired of all the mud and dust in its habitat. It was a good thing that the magic bathtub popped back in time, along with a foam finger. The T. rex used the finger to extend its forelimb’s reach to wash its back. Ah, bliss!”
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Magic Tree House, Eat you Heart Out
Morgan Freeman didn't know his bathtub's magical properties, but one day he found it traveled through time. He journeyed and saw dinosaurs and cowboys and, in an odd turn of fate, found a future where everyone's fingers had turned to foam.