Secret Santa rides

naked in his sleigh,

privates covered

if I might say.

Making sure

his Christmas sack

is full of goodies

slung on his back.

Nocturnal activity

filling your stocking

giving you joy

and I’m not mocking!

Slips his Yule log

in sexy lace panty

playing reindeer games

like a vigilante.

Heat arising

melts snow off roof

you beg for more

it’s not a spoof!

He rings your bell

you dance around pole.

he comes upon a midnight clear

He’s fulfilled his sexual role.

He wipes his lips

and heads off home

promising missus

he did not roam!

Next year you prepare

milk and a cookie,

decorate yourself with a bow

all ready for some nooky.

Laid out for him like a platter

you hear the hooved patter

of little reindeer feet

nothing else can matter.

Santa Claus

is coming

to town!

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I am the Grinch

Stealing Christmas is a cinch.

The parents angry, the children blue

Me, here, dreaming of reindeer stew.

Into your houses, I will sneak

All because you call me a freak.

My bag will fill with presents and toys

No Christmas joy for girls or for boys.

In other stories the Grinch did return

But in MY cave the toys will burn

So, if you want joy this Christmas Day

If you want this Grinch to stay away

Be nice to all, do what is right

Now Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

That wasn't just a baby born in a barn

that was God coming down to the earth

And we all rejoice as the sheperds did

singing the good news of our Savior's birth

The baby sleeping in the hay is my God-

Oh come and praise His name-

Jesus came down to the earth to save us

and the world will never be the same