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Write a funny poem to the tune of a children's song
Try to keep it lighthearted, have fun and don't forget to try singing it before submitting, to make sure it works. Tell us what song you used so others can try singing it as well.
Ended March 31, 2018 • 3 Entries • Created by AJJ
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Write a funny poem to the tune of a children's song
Try to keep it lighthearted, have fun and don't forget to try singing it before submitting, to make sure it works. Tell us what song you used so others can try singing it as well.

Animals in Places They Shouldn’t Be (to the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb)

Turkey in a coffee shop

Why's he here?

Who's he with?

Turkey in a coffee shop

Hide your drinks from him.

Hippo in a corner store.

Here he comes.

Watch your toes.

Hippo in a corner store.

What's he plan to buy?

Dog sitting high up in a tree.

How'd he climb?

Where'll he go?

Dog sitting high up in a tree.

He won't fall, I hope.

Horses in a swimming pool.

Can they swim?

Take a pic.

Horses in a swimming pool.

Don't drink that water!

Cheeta in a shopping mall.

Running fast

through the halls.

Cheeta in a shopping mall.

There to buy some shoes.

Peacock on the streets of town.

Watch him go.

Feathers float.

Peacock on the streets of town.

Prettiest thing you'll see.

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Write a funny poem to the tune of a children's song
Try to keep it lighthearted, have fun and don't forget to try singing it before submitting, to make sure it works. Tell us what song you used so others can try singing it as well.

Where’s my Car?

Twinkle twinkle little star

Lost in the parking lot, cant find my car

Up above the garage I look

My car is gone and now Im shook

Twinkle twinkle little star

Please tell me it is not far

Based off twinkle twinkle little star.....

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Write a funny poem to the tune of a children's song
Try to keep it lighthearted, have fun and don't forget to try singing it before submitting, to make sure it works. Tell us what song you used so others can try singing it as well.

The Farmer in the Mall

The farmer in the mall,

The farmer in the mall,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer in the mall.

And the farmer takes the meat,

The farmer takes the meat,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes the meat.

Then the farmer takes the dairy,

The farmer takes the dairy,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes the dairy.

Next the farmer takes the veggies,

The farmer takes the veggies,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes the veggies.

The farmer takes the fruit,

The farmer take the fruit,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes the fruit.

And the farmer buys the clothes,

The farmer buys the clothes,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer buys the clothes

Then the farmer takes a phone,

The farmer takes a phone,

Hi ho the derry o,

The farmer takes a phone.

The cart is now full,

The cart is now full,

Hi ho the derry o,

The cart is now full.

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