There once was a man from New York
Who liked to eat soup with a fork
He felt like a winner
When he ate his dinner
But really, he looked like a dork
There once was a man from New York,
Who only ate breakfast with pork.
He started to gain weight,
because his tummy started to ache,
so now he eats with a spoon instead of a fork.
who drank only wine stopped by cork.
Port-drunk one day, yearning Cosplay,
he left, drink in hand, dressed as Mork.