This is the end
My only friend, the end.
What do you want from me?!?!
Must I sit focused only on you,
Make sure it doesn’t?
I have feelings too.
Can’t you do things yourself?
Not everything is the same.
Really, there are differences?
Yes, differences: thickness, moisture,
it’s not an exact science.
Don’t give me that. You betrayed me.
Must you be so dramatic?
Must you be such a failure?
Maybe if you scrape it a bit?
Don’t tell me my business,
If you can’t do yours.
Relax, pop a new one in.
No. It’s too late. It will be too late.
Why are you so difficult?
Difficult?! Is it difficult to expect,
Some toast with your HOT coffee?
Maybe you can scrape it..
Maybe I will use the microwave!
It’s not fair what your doing.
Not fair he tells me.
Yes. Not fair. Think of all the other toasts.
Think of all the other BURNT toasts.
Must you be so angry? Calm yourself.
I need this to stay calm,
If you can’t give me good service,
My whole day’s ruined.
No it’s not, and maybe you can scrape...
Say “scrape” one more time, I dare you,
I double dare you!!
Now you're just going crazy.
That’s right. And it’s all your fault!
No it isn’t. It’s just burnt toast,
Have some perspective, why don’t you?
If it was “just” toast,
How could you be so pathetic and fail?
That’s not my fault, I was trying to explain.
Well, buddy, you can explain all you want,
To the other guys in toaster hell,
where I’m sending you.
Look at yourself. Get a grip!
I should have known better,
Than to buy a German toaster,
They get off burning things.
Don’t be like that, don’t let yourself...
Let myself eat? Let myself be fed?!
Fine! I’m tired of this. I had enough!
You’ve been shouting at me,
For the past five minutes!
Get your shit together!
You could have used this time,
To make another goddamn toast.
It’s not me your angry at,
It’s your reflection in the chrome.
So do something constructive,
Like make a sandwich,
Or nuke an egg,
Drink some coffee, you’re just going nuts.
Or maybe, just maybe,
Try to scrape it...