use em as a tent,

use em as a freind

use em as a ghost costume

use em to pay rent

use em to build a house

use the brick to reach the soup bowl in a cabinet too high to reach

use the blanket to sleep

use the brick to bash in the walls of

your enemy’s fortress and then

use it to bash in the heads of the soldiers

use the blanket to hide the bodies

use the blanket in a picnic

use the brick to cut

and use the blanket to hide the wounds

use the blanket to be alone

use the brick to build the tombs

use them to become a superhero

with a long flowing cape

whose only weapon is a brick

which is truly something to appreciate

use them to get some dollars

to buy a bottle of rum

use em to create a pokemon

use em in trade

use the brick to make messes

and use the blanket to clean them up

use the blanket as the canvas, and

use the brick as the chalk.

use the brick to make your neighborhood safer,

with a sidewalk

use the brick to enact revenge

on the highschool bullies

by placing it in a convenient spot.

use the blanket to keep warm

when and where warmth is not

use the blanket to make clothes.

use the brick as a hat,

just because it’s a fad to do stupid shit like that

use the brick as soles for shoes, and

use the blanket for the cloth parts

use the brick as a countertop

to cook delicious food

and use the blanket as fuel

for the fire to cook it.

use the blanket to weave a picture

of worlds lost long ago

and use the brick to make a sculpture

like that of michaelangelo

use the brick to make a splash

by dropping it in the ocean.

and while you’re at it, make lemonade

and let the world wonder how you did it.

Brick - Use it as a ...

(part of a) wall

door stop

weapon

step

(building a) garden center

(French) Bric-aBrac (for something random)

cocaine - 2.2 pounds (called a brick)

Blanket:

pancakes/hot cakes

snow on the ground

on the bed

use as a covering over an object

a look/stare into nothing

given a series of rapid-fire questions

wrapping a brick inside and using the blanket to soften the blow.

See there, I knew the two went together!

Use as a poor man’s football .

Rig to keep the doorknob always open.

Toilet plugger (eco-terrorism)

Suicide noose+stand.

Mattress+pillow.

Use the brick as a stone cooker, blanket like a pair of mittens.

Juice-o-matic..

If I were to just randomly have a blanket and a brick on me.

In a crowded noisy room I would wrap the brick in the blanket and pretend it was a baby,

I could ask people around me to shut up or they would wake it.

If the bench at the bus stop was full, I would sit on the wrapped brick and have a padded seat for extra comfort.

I would like to find a chimney sweep and ask them to have a picnic with me on the blanket, and give them the brick to put on their keychain.

Brick

1. stepping stool

2. Weapon

3. paper weight

4. Book end

5. Hold down the gas pedal on a car

that you are sending into a lake (so you can claim the car as stolen)

6. Door stop

Blanket

1. Blanket fort

2. Cape

3. wrap for head

4. To sit on at picnic or beach

5. Tug of war

6. Bunched up as a pillow

7. A curtain

8. A pseudo sled that you can set your cat or dog on while you pull them around the living room.