Those of you who have a pet,

Will know just what I mean.

Just how annoying they can get,

Beats all that I have seen.

A dog will eat shit off the floor,

Or from the litter box.

Eat till they can eat no more,

Then puke right on your socks.

A cat won't touch a single bite,

Unless it's served in glass.

The texture has to be just right,

Or all you'll see is ass.

When it starts to pour the rain,

A dog needs to go out.

You hear the growl of a shit pain,

And know what that's about.

If a cat gets their feet wet,

They act as though they'll die.

Oh the “fuck you" looks you get,

While you wipe them dry.

A dog greets each and every guest,

Their crotch gets thoroughly sniffed.

I've even seen them do their best,

To give someone a lift.

A cat will peek around the wall,

Just to see who’s there.

Then they hack a nasty ball,

Of mucous full of hair.

When it’s time to go to bed

One thing they both do.

Is make a circle three full times,

Then flop right down on you.

Hoo wee!

Shawty, what yo name is?

You got me in some Major Payne

Just like I'm Damon Wayans!

Hoo wee!

Shawty, I ain't playin'.

I've been known to scribble with all colored color crayons.

Now scribble-scribble

Then you grab yo color crayon and you wiggle wiggle

Now scribble-scribble

Then you grab yo color crayon and you wiggle wiggle

And you say "Hoo Wee!"