You’re an achiever, a go-getter. You take no prisoners, and use all you got to win. And sometimes it means rigging the game. No shame in that, no shame in dropping envelopes under the table, no shame in covering up for a friend. In this world every one is doing it.

But...

But sometimes scratching other people’s backs costs more than you would care to admit. No shame in having a conscience, but there is no reason to feel pain when you scratch theirs and they scratch yours.

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Mission Statement:

We believe that trust is an essential part of human social interactions, and is key to maintaining healthy relationships. However, trusting someone "just because" can be difficult to do. After all, they could be lying to you at any moment. That's why we at Stalkers, Inc. do what we do.

Our Service:

Do you have someone you don’t trust? A friend, an ex, a nemesis, or someone simply in your way? We will keep tabs on them, both in person and over social media, internet searches, texts, and phone calls. Not a single action of theirs or event they take part in will go unnoticed by us or unreported to you, so that you can know what everyone in your life is saying and doing at all times. This encourages healthy relationships, because you'll never worry if someone's lying to you or fear that your SO is a cheater.

Our Promise:

Stalkers, Inc. understands that the important things in life just can’t always be explained to friends and family. That’s why we have a strict confidentiality and no-questions-asked policy with all of our clients, period. Some people just don't get it, and they might hate you if they found out what we do. The best way to avoid that is to bury the truth deep within you, even if it tears you up inside for the rest of your life, ending with you dying unhappy and unfulfilled, never giving away your secret to healthy relationships.

CONTACT INFO:

Don't worry about this. If you want to do business, we can find you.

(All payments must be made in cash only. No exceptions.)