coco: my cat

I call her the destroyer 

she plunges her fat body into every meal 

without me 

I really mean without me 

I sit a bag Oreos on my bed

and she devours the whole thing 

she takes her kitty litter nails and scopes out the cream of the oreo 

with her fecal filled taste buds licks her prize 

she rolls her belly to the side of me and gives me a death glare if I reach over and try to grab one, she likes my little personal trainer 

she loves to eat everything I eat 

when I dine 

she dines 

but not today I made a pot pie 

and it is my favorite 

I sit her in a chair and tie a napkin around her neck 

and place a can of Purina with her 

and she opens her mouth and 

 and screeches so loud 

and I reach under the table and plug cotton balls in my ear 

and scoop into my pie and lick my lips 

and glare into her eyes 

and I say No kitty, This is my pot pie 

and she places her head into the can of Purina 

and I cut a piece of the pie 

and slide under face

and she gives me a kiss on my cheek and laugh 

because I made 2 pies 

a pie for me 

and a Purina pie for her 

*to my baby coco