Why yes,

You are right, I did give you insufficient change.

I am sorry about having only one teller available during the lunch rush.

Why yes, there are 12 other employees goofing off here at the post office.

Why yes, size does matter to me for I am superficial and in it just for the money.

My child really isn't as smart as I previously thought.

Socialism really is slavery.

No, it really does not happen to every guy.

I know my butt is fat so I will not ask you how I look in these pants.

I agree, my baby is a very ugly baby.

Welcome to McDonalds. I will get your order wrong and make you wait forever for it.

Why yes, I am buying votes with your social security taxes.

Why yes, I am buying votes giving away stuff paid by your taxes.

Why yes, I do believe you, the voter, are an idiot.

Why yes, I am a congressman and above the law.

Why yes, even though we had a legal election, I will work to overturn the results.

Why yes, I ran for congress, just for the perks.

Why yes, I suddenly remembered he touched my rear 40 years ago.

Why yes, I waited until he was important or rich to file a lawsuit.

Why yes, I demand you believe in global warming.

Why yes, I did not study science so I do not know that science does not require a vote.