Challenge
"It only happens when you're not here..." Write a story or poem that contains this line.
"It only happens when you're not here..." Write a story or poem that contains this line.
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It only happens when you aren’t around.
Aware of my dark humor, my old teacher asks ,"Why don't I ever hear you laugh?"
I respond with glee and fully at ease, "It only happens when you're not here".
Profane jokes are enjoyable and silly you see.
Laughing at absurdity is what I do whenever I please.
"You have no sense of humor" I reply to the past teacher.
"You're grumpy and worn out, you look at me like I'm a tumor".
Angerily the teacher stomps away.
I swear, I didn't mean to but I just gave them a really bad day.
No teachers were harmed in the making of this poem. It is only for fun and jokes.