The REAL September 5th, 2018

So, of course, I did the most Jenn-like thing possible. I got the date wrong! But, I have an excuse. Are you ready? Of course you are! Duh! Ok so this is what happened...

So I really DON’T have an excuse. I just didn’t look at the date. Oh well. *Shrugs*. I’m not really one for correcting “mistakes” because they aren’t mistakes. They’re clumsy errors and a part of me. I don’t know whether I’m actually being funny or not, these things just happen. Like, someone will ask me something and I’ll casually respond “Sorry, I don’t have my glasses.” What I really mean is “Hold on lemme take my earbuds out.”

I guess I’m just a strange person. Maybe I ride too much and lost too many brain cells, is that possible from doing horseback? Probably not, but maybe! Or, or! I bleached my hair one too many times! Or! I accidentally dyed my brain blue! Maybe it’s a teenage thing. That seems more likely. But I like the idea of having a blue brain.

I should write a short story based on the premise of “What if everybody in the world got the date wrong.” And have it end with it snowing in the middle of an American July. Oh well. Ideas for another day.

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I just finished my seventh chapter of my current project “The Journal of Young Eliot Riddle”. I’m super proud of what I have written and the basis of the book just keeps growing. I wanted to take some time to talk about it considering it is my biggest piece on this site so far.

However, I have big plans for it and if I talk about it I’m likely to spill! It’s been so hard not to tell anybody about my plans for it so far! All I have to say is that.... I actually typed something here and realized it is a huge spoiler so I just won’t say anything. However, I’m super psyched that so many people are supporting my book and giving me encouraging words while I write.

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So I'm adding page breaks everytime I edit this, as I find new things to write about. So: I am starting a new project while I work through writers block and I think some of you guys may really enjoy it. I am currently writing AT HOME for the first time since joining prose *Gasp!* I know! Big step considering how terrified I am of my family to know the real me. They'd tell you that this is not who I am. That I'm always high strung and ready to break down. Except; I'm really not. I just write my own stories in my head and kill my characters off in brutal ways that they never deserved. I don't know where I was going with this, like AT ALL. Oh well. OH my family! Yes. My family believes my writing is me getting stuck inside my head. That the author of my works is not Jenn. But Jenn's depression. I don't know if that makes quite a lot of sense. But Eh.

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So, does anyone know how to adjust something thats been added to a book? Because I keep getting the "Only Gold Pricing users can use that pricing strategy." Except I don't charge for my works, especially not my journal.

-Clouds

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