Adam and Eve’s first encounter

After Eve's formation from Adam's rib was complete, they awakened. Eve opened her eyes, looked around and began to scream. Adam immediately jumped up and covered his ears.

"Why are you doing that?" he asked.

Eve scrambled away from him, and ran behind one of the many fruit trees in the garden.

"Don't come any closer. Who are you? What are you? What is this place? How did we get here? Why do you look like that?" Eve screamed from behind a tree.

"Seriously? I can't answer you if you keep talking. And can you tone it down just a little, please? You're making my head hurt."

"Who are you?" Eve whispered.

"Better."

"Better?"

"No, no, the lower voice is better. I am Adam. Man. You are Eve. Woman. God made you to help me with the plants and animals."

"Who is God?"

"Now that's a question for the ages...."