Cabin fever hacks
suffering from the blues?
The world freezes over and you cant stand waiting a second more inside the house, only thst going out incolves getting pneumonia?
Here are 5 easy hacks to get over a cabin fever big time.
1) Dig a tunnel- its a good exercise, and possibly beneficial for the future. A well-dug tunnel keeps your mind occupied and your muscled well-toned. You will find new interest in ventilation, sourcing support beams from the furniture, and getting rid of all that pesky rubble.
2) Practice doing faces in front of the mirror- keep at it long enough, and the maniac you cunjour up will eventually take over, living you'trapped' inside a nice, warm mirror. Let that jerk go through the long winter instead of you.
3) write a novel without something crucial- no Ws? No adjectives? Everything abbreviated? Live the reader to wonder why?
4) get published! It's soooooo easy!!! Why, publishers are especially eager to find collections of short stories and poems. They just can't wait!!
5) catalogue every object in your house. Don't forget to add remarks on how it got there and by whom. For extra fun, and anticipating the collapse of civilization, intentionally write misleading comments to completely throw off future archeologists. That will teach them!!