Aion, baby… hmu (u know ur my fave)

Time is going by too fast. I need to find a way to make (?) more time. Hmm

I guess I should make a list or some shit like that. Prioritize my time.

maybe i should check online for some ideas.

Noooo online is a bad place to try to “save time”. Somewhere in my brain, synapses weakly fire to remind me of this oft disregarded fun fact.

Okay, this article blurb says to set a timer for 25 minutes and do everything you can and then take a break. This one says do 2 hour blocks.

Naw. Fuck that.

I can't focus on anything for 2 whole hours.

This other person says to wake up earlier.

Nope.

And don’t take naps.

tf?

Well that’s kind of personal, isn’t it?

I realize these are big time-eaters (is that a word), but too bad. I like to wake up when I want. And sometimes I just need a nap around 2pm. So those lame ass bullshit ideas are out.

I'm wasting even more time looking for ways to save time. Oh, and writing about looking for ways to NOT waste time. That's a surefire time-suck (definitely a word). How much time can a time-suck suck if time-suck could suck time?

Copious amounts, apparently.

So I am insane and poor at time management. What kinds of career paths might I have left unexplored? I won't research that because did I mention that I am also quite lazy?

Hey, I know you wanted this with all the typos and organic crap, but my autocorrect is on point today, so I apologize, challenge host dude.

I think I still have some of my 15 minutes left on my timer so let's talk about if you could go back in time, who would you have a one night stand with? And why? Just to be a time traveling slut? Maybe. kinda.

But no. I was thinking I’d definitely have a group thing with Chronos, Aion, and Kairos. I think then I might come away with a better handle on this time management thing.

Oh look… I just wasted yet another 15 minutes babbling about wasting time. Toodles mfers xo