Write about a time when you were insulted by people obeying. For example, no one stole any of the cookies you baked after you said not to touch them. You know it's silly but them not even trying stung.

Write about someone on the other side of the introvert-extrovert spectrum. Are the people in your life getting cabin fever or gleefully hunkering down. Amuse us, exaggeration is acceptable.

Not the heavy stuff like all your loved ones passing on or watching humanity make the same mistakes over and over. The things that would just annoy you after a couple of lifetimes.

We all feel shy and stalkerish liking older posts so here is the chance to get around that. Choose your favorite post or posts (by someone else) and write what you liked about them. This is an opportunity to give props to those we feel deserve it. Include link to original.

Try to keep it lighthearted, have fun and don't forget to try singing it before submitting, to make sure it works. Tell us what song you used so others can try singing it as well.