All right, friends! I don't have a lot of time to write these days, so instead I'd like to read... Please, dears, write me something incredibly sexy. I want it raunchy but CLASSY, steamy but not pornographic, and without the use of the words cock, cunt, clit, dick, pussy, snazz, twat, quinny, beaver, cum, skeet, jizpie hole, donut driver, potty plunger, etc., etc. So please, make my toes curl with excitement before I hand it over to my conservative yet sassy 83-year-old grandmother. I'd like to see her giggle and blush, but not scream in terror. Have fun!

Misheard lyrics! Yes, of course listening to Pearl Jam's "Yellow Ledbetter" inspired this challenge! So pick a song that you just can't understand and write what you hear! Try to keep it flowing with the song so we can follow your lyrics along, and please do post a link and make sure to mention the name and artist (as we always should). Please tag me and have fun!!!! I'll do one, too!

Once upon a time, there was a hound who hollered, howled, and heckled through each and every night into the wee early hours of each and every morning. Why?

Pick a Proser and write - in their style - a tribute to them! Please tag me and tag your Proser! Have fun!

Write a very fluffy poem or prose! As fluffy as fluffy can be, so fluffy I suffocate on fluff and gag from the fluffiness. The only catch to this fluff-fest is that it must be fueled by rage. Hehe. :-D Please tag me!!

Write us a short story about that one time you were abducted by aliens and returned as a completely different person.

Write a limerick, haiku, or tanka expressing your very strong emotions regarding balloon animals, positive or negative or whatever you'd like. As many stances as you can fit and rhyming (to me) is super impressive. Tag me, please! I don't want to miss any of them!

Oooooohhh...pick something to describe using senses that you wouldn't actually experience it with in the physical. For example, describe the color green with smell or the sound of your favorite song in visuals, etc. might be a good writing exercise. ❤️

Twisted Fairy Tales! I've been working on one of my own, and I've always wanted to create a collaborative with this idea. Take a subject leaning in the way of morality; something that you wish you could bring some awareness to, whether it be broad or quite specific, and use it to write a story, poem, prose, etc., in the style of classic fairy tales meant to teach some lesson. A child-like tone meant for adults, if you catch my drift. I'll post mine soon to clarify. HAVE FUN! :-D