If I had to be stuck in any video game, it would probably be Super Mario Bros. Why? There's so much to do with so many different worlds, I'd never get bored.

Also, being stuck in a Mario game, I too can help fight the boss monster, Bowser! That is something that I've always wanted to do, and with effort as little as jumping on his head. I'd have a blast being stuck in a Mario game, jumping on everything that comes into view. I'd even dress for the occasion and get my own Mario suit, maybe a blue one because I don't think that one has been taken yet.

I'd love to obtain the same power ups that Mario's world has access too. My favorite would proably be the mini power up as it makes you extremely small, but very light, fast, and the ability to jump extremely high. I feel like I'd have a blast using that ability in any world. Another ability I feel as if I'd have a grand time with would be the propellar cap. All I would need to do is spin and "WOO!" I'd fly into the air as high as the eye could see, and not a single monster would be able to get there hands on me. And of course, the classic fireball ability. Who hasn't dreamed of controlling one of the elements and bending it to their will? This classic ability will allow me to control the element of fire and burn my enemies to a crisp.

Finally, I'd have the responsibility of saving Princess Peach, which is really cool if you think about it. Saving an actual princess! Of course I wouldn't be able to make a move on her because that's Mario's girl, but it would still be a really fun experience!

My neighbors dog is in love with my cat

But my cat is too snobby and thinks he's too fat

Yet the poor fellow keeps on insisting

Letdown after letdown and still keeps persisting

Why do you keep on trying she finally asked

Why keep insisting if you've had no luck in the past

The dog never answered and walked down the path

I guess that is one answer I will never have

I don't think I'm attached to my phone

But whenever I'm without it I feel alone

I got it taken away

I feel like a dog astray

Just listen to what I have to say

Everything goes black and gray

My phone has all the games to play

Without it I feel stiff and tired like clay

At school I walk down the hallway

And someone says," Hey!"

I say," How's your day?"

He says," Good. But why you so look fray?"

I don't know what to say so I just runaway

My dogs are so cute

Quite the best loot

I love to see them everyday

I will hate when they go away

They are so lively

And trying to act mighty

They bark at the littlest sounds

You could hear it from the other towns

They are white and brown

And never giving me a frown

I love them from the Eiffel Tower and back

My love for them is something I will never lack

Why you giving me that fake news?

You know this ain't no Blues Clues

Come on, just tell me the facts

You put me on the edge of tacts

Can't you just tell me?

This problem I don't see

Come on just tell the truth

It won't hurt like a wisdom tooth

It will make everything easy

Just super breezy

I never told her I didn’t have any money. That’s why we never went out. So I never had to pick up the check. I would bring her home with me and we would watch movies, and bake cookies, and cuddle. But then he drove by no muffler on his Audi A8. She was gone before I ever got to say, I love you.

If I'm the day then your the night

If I'm the dark then your the light

If I'm the heart then your the beat

If I'm the sour then your the sweet

If I'm the dog then your the cat

If I'm the head then your the hat

If I'm the water then your the fire

If I'm the honest then your the liar

Your just average I'm here to inspire

My girl just dumped me cause I was broke

She said she was tired of the 49 cent coke

I went to my friend to tell him my woes

My very best friend, one of my best bros

So sorry my man

Don't know what else to say

Wish I could stay longer, but I have to be on my way

See I just met a girl who just dumped a loser

So I'm going to take her to lunch in my new cruiser

Your kid needs to know about his religon

Where he came from, why he is here

If not, then he'll end up with the brain of a pigeon

Eventually going to disappear

Here, sit down boy, let me teach you a story

Do you know about God? Why you were created?

It was all for your greater glory

Not once was he ever frustrated

He loves us all, he keeps us strong

He wants us to help others along the way

To him, nothing you do is ever wrong

He'll help you find your way back from the grey

God is smart and very nice

He wants to help you fight the bad

There isn't any hefty price

He just wants you to be glad

If you believe then he'll help you grow wise

Trust him, and you will go far

You will be the one to rise

You'll soar like a shooting star

Now go and love him, just as he loves you

Smile to the strangers, and talk to the meek

Go and praise the Lord, the one who protects you

Just then, and only then, will you hear him speak

___ Sorry, couldn't keep into only four stanzas!

"Hey, Bucky! Quiet down, you're being too loud, I'm trying to watch the new Deal or no Deal. Go outside or something!" Bucky respectfully fulfilled his human's wishes by using the doggie door to travel from the living room to the backyard. Bucky sat down in the middle of the yard, closed his eyes, and began to enjoy the warm summer rays shining on his white fur.

"Hey, Loser!" The neighbor's dog barked from the next yard over. "Heh, what a loner!" Bucky continued to sit ignoring the other dog's comments. "I know you're there, I can smell you. Why are you ignoring me, Loser?"

"What do you want Cane?"

"Just for you admit that my human is better."

"Not happening."

"Why not, Loser?"

"My human cares for me way more than yours does."

"Is that a fact?"

"Yes it is."

"Prove it."

"Ok, what did your human feed you for dinner last night?"

"French fries! Beat that!"

"Heh, that's cute. Your human is trying to decrease your life span by feeding you junk food. My human brought home a roasted chicken and gave me half."

"You mean, the roasted chicken he brought over for the Fourth of July?"

"Mhmm."

"You lie!"

"Swear."

"Ugh! My human never brings home roasted chicken, all he ever really brings me is that unbearable kibble I hate so much."

"Yikes, I remember that kibble when I came over last Saturday."

"Then you know how bad it is."

"Yeah, that's ruff!"

"Don't make dog puns you Loser!"

"At least my human feeds me delicious treats!"

"Oh, you're asking for it!"

"Oh, yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh, yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh, yeah?"

"Stop it! We'll settle this right now!"

"How are we going to do that?"

"We're does your human let you sleep?"

"Right next to him on his bed."

"Nooooooooooo! Are you serious? That's the best spot!"

"Why, where does he make you sleep?"

"On the floor! Ugh!"

"Haha, guess you should tell me how my human is better than yours!"

"How about this, how often does he play fetch with you?"

"4 times a week."

"My human only takes me out once a week.Why I oughta...." Cane was seen running into his house barking for his human.

"Cane, whose a good boy? I can't have you in the house right now. Stay outside, ok?" Cane's human pushed Cane out the door and slammed it shut.

"Hey Cane, back so soon? How'd it go?"

"We basically talked everything through."

"Really? Cause that's not what it sounded like..."

"Ugh, just leave me alone before I pee in your yard."

"Fine, fine. I don't need you marking your territory where I sun bathe."