of standards and slopes
Standards slipped, but don’t worry: we’ll fix it with censorship.
…of course you’ll be fine.
They found your fingerprints at the crime scene. Do you know how they got there?
My heart would cease to beat
"Mrs. Tezcan? Your husband and son were in a fatal accident. I am very sorry."
What if I can’t think of fifteen words for this challenge? What should I do?
I Never Want to Hear
That having me in your life has made it worse, that you wish I'd leave.
Somebody once told me
The world was gonna roll me.
I ain’t the sharpest tool.
Don’t say it.
"I'm terribly sorry to say that, your whole family, and all your friends are dead."
Dare I Do This One Again - Oh Hell Yeah
Trump's coming with lawyers. Make sure the food tastes like Burger King! Or he'll sue!
I want to see you die.
Word count, word count, word count, word count, word-
Mom, can we keep this kitten? I won't let him go near the birdbath, really!