I Smell Dead People
“Oh, a challenge about smells? Hold my beer…”
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The morning after Grandma’s demise,
I was struggling just to rise.
Am I fucking paralyzed?
Is my mind now comprised?
Her brain just fried
Next to where I lied.
What will betide?
Is it my turn to die?
I open my eyes wide,
Mouth mumbling a cry.
Are my limbs now tied?
Is my life being tried?
10 is too young to fly!
God, please, just decide!
With all I had inside,
I flung hard to my side.
“What the FUCK just happened to me?
What would cause all this fuckery?
And what the FUCK is that SMELL?!
Fuck this shit, I’m in fucking HELL!”
Piss on rotten Swiss.
Shit on a dying tit.
Pus from Homeless Russ.
Sulfur from a peptic ulcer.
For 24 whole weeks
My nose would reek.
Even the food I’d eat
Tasted like ass meat.
There’s just no soft buffer
To how much I had to suffer.
The thought makes me shudder
To smell that doodoo butter.
My brain took a set vacation
When I woke up in petrifaction.
My nose is forever in damnation
Due to Olfactory Hallucination.
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I‘ve been around the sick, dead, and dying since I was a child because of my family environment. My ill father died when I was 7 and my mother was a Pediatric Oncology Nurse. Completely lost without my Papa, I loved going to cheer up and befriend the cancer kids at my mom’s job. I just craved being close to someone like that again, but that also meant I’d experience a lot of death from a very young age. Before I could even reach double digits, I already knew: that in life, the cost of love is always the highest price to pay.
My widowed, overworked mother had us staying with our elderly neighbor when she’d work her normal night shifts at the hospital. We naturally started calling her “Grandma,” and I became so very close to her. When Grandma got liver cancer, we permanently moved her into our home to take care of her until her eventual death. I lied next to her as she took her final breaths, and stayed there until the transport arrived for cremation. I was just 10 years old and once again completely devastated by loss. Grieving, I fell asleep in her empty hospital bed that night.
When I awoke the next morning, my entire body was paralyzed because I was suffering from what I now know as Sleep Paralysis. But if waking up with no control over my motor functions wasn’t horrific enough, I also smelled THE WORST SMELL OF MY LIFE. It can only be described as a mix of decomposing flesh, cat piss, cheese, infection, and raw sewage all mixed into both nostrils. It was suffocating.
The second I broke free of the clutches of my paralysis, I immediately scrubbed the insides of my nostrils and gargled with Scope to try and escape the smell. I compulsively showered and ate spicy foods. Nothing worked. My mom tried to get me medical help, but the military hospital I was resigned to didn’t take me seriously.
“So, you smell… something…?” *sigh*
You could walk into that ER with your eyeball in your hand and they’d send you home with a huge bottle of Motrin 800 (military families know exactly what I’m talking about). For months I did everything short of human sacrifice to make it stop.
To this day, nothing compares to the atrocity of that first “phantom smell.” I was stuck with that torment for SIX MONTHS. I couldn’t eat, couldn’t sleep—my existence was pure torture because of this inescapable odor. The mere act of waking up would make me sob in utter despair because my only respite was unconsciousness. And when you’re suffering from Sleep Paralysis episodes several nights a week, you’re terrified to go to bed. What do you do when you don’t want to be awake but you’re scared to fall asleep?
The answer: you go mad… (at ten).
The very specific affliction I was suffering from (and still suffer from) is called Phantosmia; or in general, Olfactory Hallucination. In a nutshell, my brain hallucinates smells that don’t exist. These smells aren’t your typical burnt toast annoyance that people with mild Olfactory distortion get. The smells I smell don’t exist—like, on earth. There’s absolutely nothing I can pinpoint in the known world that could create such smells. And there’s no cure for this disorder, so almost 30 years later, I’m still bombarded by strange odors. They can last from seconds to weeks, and go away just as randomly as they arrive. Thankfully, I’ve never had one last as long as my first phantom smell.
Most of the time the smells can only be described as a concoction of specific ghastly odors. However, I do get lucky sometimes when I’m stuck with an oddly pleasing smell. The good ones don’t actually smell “good” per se (like perfume or food), and they’re the hardest ones to describe. As gross as this sounds, sometimes it smells like a pleasant sinus infection, and I miss it when it’s gone. A real sinus infection smells like rotten cavities, but the smell I just had a month ago was akin to my obsession with the addicting aroma of gasoline. It’s not good, but it’s…
“Gollum! Gollum!”
“My preciousssss…”
I’ve had brain scans done later in life and none of the typical causes of smell disorders were present (such as epilepsy or brain tumors). The only thing that explains why this happened to me was the reoccurring and frequent trauma of losing people that I love—coupled with the unfortunate timing of my very first Sleep Paralysis episode. Mental and emotional trauma can change the brain on a physical and chemical level, and my Sleep Paralysis is fucking traumatizing every time.
During sleep, your brain shuts down the body’s large motor functions. If it didn’t do this, we’d all be up and about in our sleep, getting into all sorts of fuckery (people who suffer from Sleep Walking have this opposite problem). When you wake from sleep, your brain is supposed to release the body to move freely. Basically, the brain and body are supposed to sleep and wake simultaneously—but my body stays frozen long after my mind is awake (clearly because my brain is a procrastinating hooker).
With my SP, I am trapped in a seemingly never ending cycle of falling asleep and waking up, over and over, while trying to force my body to move with all my might. Just when I’ve started to lift my head, I fall back into sleep for a half second and have to start all over. It’s like being trapped in a well and almost reaching the top, just to fall right back down again into your all consuming prison—over, and over, and fucking over…
But wait, there’s more! The real horror comes when you regain consciousness while stuck in a state of lucid nightmare (yay)! There’s a worldwide phenomenon called “The Shadow Man” (something myself and about half of SP sufferers experience). You should Google it, but basically, for some mind blowing reason, millions of us see the same dark figure when stuck in Sleep Paralysis. Half of us believe the scientific explanation, the other half believe in the supernatural one—I’m a healthy mix of both. My Shadow Man comes to kill me every single time I have an episode. You never get used to it, so it’s just as horrible on the 1000th time as it was on that 1st one. All you can do is watch in terror as this dark figure crawls onto your actual bed and hovers right over your face (because remember, your eyes are wide open observing your real life surroundings). The demon sits on your chest, crushing your ability to breathe until he kills you and you’re physically startled into motion. I fight and fight to try and wake up before he gets me and I fail miserably most of the time. And get this: even my Shadow Man has a distinct smell!
I’ve taught myself to sleep stiff as a board on my side, right at the edge of my bed. That way, if I can just manage to tilt my weight ever so slightly, I fall off the bed and wake when I crash to the floor. But even that fails when I’m suspended in space and time, and I’m falling for all eternity in my lucid nightmare. Yea, I’m a fuckin’ blast to sleep next to LOL. Thankfully, Mister knows the signs and can shake me awake when he’s here at home (I’m fucking lost without you, baby). I absolutely can NOT watch the recording of myself going through an episode because it petrifies my soul. I don’t think anyone should watch themselves go through Sleep Paralysis—ever. But all this knowledge came much later in life. What I went through on that fateful morning, oblivious to everything, was nothing short of madness.
So, the morning after Grandma’s death, the wires in my head got trauma-fried and now the Olfactory organs and nerves in my brain go ape shit almost daily. And the real kicker for me, is that because the memory center of our brains is so closely linked to the smell organs, I can smell people and things even decades after the fact. And like any good traumatized brain, I have the defense mechanism of blocking out massive chunks of my life to protect myself from said trauma.
I spent hours writing to “Dr. Mister” (@MisterEnigma) last week when I regained the smell-memory of a collapsed lung from my abuser as a teenager. My biggest “death-fear” in this world is to die by any form of suffocation, and it all came crashing down on me as to why that is when out of the blue my nose was struck with the smell of blood, weed, leather combat boots, and the unmistakable scent of my abuser—all rolled into a sensory fuckstorm and injected straight into my nose. I had to smell that bullshit for 2 full days. It was awful.
The only time my smell disorder is a complete blessing is when I have to be in very malodorous environments. The autopsies I went on to observe in my school years were a piece of cake—literally. During the first autopsy I was privileged to, I was stuck with a sickeningly sweet smell of something that resembles vanilla cake doused in Windex. So, to my advantage, I was hardly affected by the smell of the badly decomposed body before me. I’d make people gag when I’d take a biiiiiig whiff of the room when greeting the class with a chipper, “Gooood morning! *sssnnniiiffffff* Beautiful, dark, dingy day in here today!”
I could still smell the putrid gases, sharp chemicals, and rotting bloated flesh—it was just completely overpowered by the oddly pleasing smell of “Windex Cake”. And on rare occasions, I lose my sense of smell completely, so nothing could ever faze me. But it wasn’t just some party trick—it was my superpower. That was the profession I felt destined for. But, to my detriment, the world had other plans for me. So now I just have a jacked-as-fuck nose for no good reason.
My life has been painfully measured by smells. I survive second by second when I’m stuck with a bad smell, and I can pinpoint exact periods of my life based on what smell I was stuck with at that time. It affects every aspect of my past, present, and future because of my innate love for the sick, dead, and dying—or in other words, my love for people. And if you were expecting ghost stories, ouija boards, and tales of a Sixth Sense—I apologize—only real horrors exist in my world.
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I smell what I smell because of dead people;
I can smell dead people;
And I smell dead people.
Vanilla
As he holds her close, he buries his face into the crook of her neck and breathes her in. She has such a sweet, gentle scent. It's in no way overpowering or headache-inducing. Quite the opposite, actually. It's soothing, alluring. It kindles a fire in his loins. He presses his lips to her skin, hungry for more.
Ca(ClO)2
The smell of chlorine, diluted, ignites my forebrain. Olfactory receptors fill as sensory waves focus into breakers that plunge me into an ocean of childhood. My olfactory bulb explodes with data that swamp my hippocampus, unbridling carefree childhood memories of a life lived as a cartoon. The first--the very first--cranial nerve gatecrashes my amygdala, which explodes with emotion. The route of propagated impulses is as short as it is direct. Calcium hypochlorite lifts me into an out-of-body experience of summer poolside horseplay, belly-busters, and face-splashing. (I still smell each splash). Nerve conduction hijacks my recollection, selectively rewriting my memoirs. These revisions are etched in arrears, written--over the head of my childhood ability to savor such moments--by someone who can fully appreciate them long after. Poolside, even today, I inhale deeply and taste my child, relive childhood snapshots, and find a happiness under the lock and key of biochemistry.
As I sit at my laptop, the open windows let a cool breeze blow through, carrying the scent of spring with it. My coffee is sitting beside me, and its aroma fills my nostrils. I can smell the daffodils outside my window, I also can still smell the coconut I toasted this morning for on my dessert for tonight, and soon I will smell fresh bread baking in the oven. These are the smells of my home, and I wouldn't trade them for the world.
nothing
my nose
was born empty.
and when the air
finally learned
to travel
through tubes set up by doctors
and finally entered my lungs
it did not bring with it
the sensation
of scent.
even as i grew
and learned to breathe on my own,
i never smelled
christmas cookies
or bacon frying in the pan.
i remember once, in kindergarten,
the teacher lined up a row of spices.
cinnamon, pepper, salt, and
god knows what else.
she asked us to tell her
what we smelled
and i could not answer.
by grade school,
it became
a joke,
a running gag,
forgotten about until it was
convenient to mention again.
i'd have to remind my friends
when they asked me if i liked
their perfume.
once, my mother lit a scented candle outside my room,
and asked me if it smelled okay.
there was a long silence
and then the two of us burst into laughter.
i don't miss the scent of childhood,
because i never knew it.
i don't mind bad breath
because i'd never notice it.
i'd prefer to dwell on
my strengths:
i'll never wince when cleaning
my cat's litter box.
i never minded
high school dissections.
i'll never shy away
when a dog licks my face
in greeting.
my nose
was born empty.
but i can still
breathe.
Remembrance of my father
I was on the bus traveling home from work. At one of the the stops a young man got on, I barely noticed him as I continued to stare out of the window. He sat in the seat opposite me. Then I noticed something so strong, so familiar and at the same time out of place, it belonged to my distant past, my childhood. It was my father home from work, covered in sawdust brushing it off as I ran to meet him. It was the smell of freshly cut wood. I greedily breathed it in, that fresh, rich scent of of pine and oak. I stole a glance at the young man he had wood dust on his legs and boots.
Again I took a deep breath of that sweet aroma and for a moment I was with my father again.
Smells like Home
Closing the eyes for a moment,
with just a while to spare,
slouching on the couch, after a tough day's been had.
The nose sniffs, breathing in the
lovely scents of hot and tasty home-made coconut bake,
loaves of vanilla pound cakes and corn-based pone.
That's the sweet delectable aroma of mom's cooking and an
awesome aspect of this place, I rest always, and miss when I'm
out and about, my home.
In the Pines
Summer in Washington has a distinct scent: fresh fruit festering in stands, the aroma of warmed pine needles that smells like a sweeter sepia-toned Christmas: dusty cement after the first summer rain is my favorite smell-- earthy and sweaty tones, fresh cut grass tickles my nose and skin with it's distinctly green and wet smell: the smell of blue-raspberry slushies and gasoline, coconut sunscreen and sweet summer sweat-- not the anxious garlicky kind but the sticky syrupy sweat that smells like maple leaves and lake water: the smell of first kisses, passionate and fast summer loves, mystery and cheap cologne, in between breaths and caresses, clean laundry and shaving cream, Old Spice: like my dad's car stale leather and lingering tobacco. Slowly, the smell of pine turns to the smell of rotting leaves, milky sunflowers, and moth-ball soaked wool sweater, nutmeg and cheap pumpkin spice perfume: smells like goodbyes like tears and heartbreak and mom's homemade cinnamon rolls: like the first day of school-- nerves and Clorox wipes, stenches of all of the students rushing through the hall, like the salmon rotting in the streams rank like whatever they prep in the cafeteria. The first snow comes and it smells like peppermint and my great-grandmas lavender bar soap, pine-scented candles and the plastic of the fake tree, turkey and glazed ham, onion, garlic, the aromas of a feast: it smells like being full and then new beginnings and the sulfery toxic smell of fireworks. Before long the sweet sepia-toned pine needles come back around the smell of the first summer rain, another new beginning: a new love, new laundry soap and cheap cologne, a new leathery car smell and a different brand of sunscreen. It lulls into the smell of fresh tears, of rotten leaves, and a new school year.