Boot-licker
One thing I can't stand
is a company man
who won't stand up with his peers
The need for acceptance
and the insecure perceptions
conspire to bolster their fears
When we all cry toxic
and you run and drop it
in the lap of the powers that be
We know where you stand
right behind the right hand
of every boot-licker we see
You think that they're hidden
the dicks that you've ridden
but we do not give you a pass
If anyone at the top
ever comes to a stop
your nose will go way up their ass
You'll never be crew
with the shit that you do
you're just too incredibly sus
You concoct false reality
to cloak your duality
to convince them you're better than us
You think that you're rising
while we're all surmising
you're banging your head against brass
They see through you too
because you're see-through
and nobody likes a kiss-ass
The story
It was never supposed to be like this
I never wanted to enjoy this day
My clothes scattered everywhere
Everything by everyone on display
I did the deed and sealed the deal
Where lust lies now in time
I enjoyed every minute of it
My virtue gone before nine
Then the sun came rising up
It was summer and it got dark later
Every thought I tried to block
I ended up acting like a marriage hater
I didn't mean to start the affair
I asked my husband if it was okay
Then he said yes and cheered me on
My virtue gone by the end of the day
I don't know if I should be sorry
I know nothing about what to do
So now a kiss ass night I've had
Will transform me into ruin
I know that I can't tell my friends
For it was them that I cheated on
I gave into peer pressure and sin
Now I don't want my friends to be gone
If I tell and if I continue
I wont be able to stop
If I admit to any of this
Then my life will start to flop
I don't want anyone to think
That this is anything I actually do
I'm brighter then most may think
But it's a kiss ass tale I'll tell you
So now that I've got you all wound up
All filled with lust in bed
Try to get this story out of sight out of mind
And rest your sex filled heads