Why did I ever take a job teaching chemistry? I hate chemistry! I need some vodka right now.
How Do
I
Get Them
In
the Fucking
Oven
#B27321
Being a teacher is thankless, disgusting, unrewarding and infuriating.
Good health insurance though.
I'm gonna need my Xanax increased.
Sighing under her breath, "I fucking hate kids."
"Who is the weak one?"
Teacher arrives on first day:
"This is one of many..."
Pours the Baileys into coffee:
Alright, here's the attendance sheet. Who's on drugs? ... More importantly, who's not...
Sure, another batch that confidently adds 3 and 2 to result in 6. And misspells misspell.
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Please God let me get to just one. I want to make a difference but it seems impossible. Help me!