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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

Ended January 19, 2017 • 28 Entries • Created by PhynneBelle

I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

Cover image for post Past Poets' Lime, by JamesMByers

219 reads

Past Poets’ Lime

The reason I write things in rhyme,

An element out of its time,

Consists of the fact

They flow through each tract

I squeeze from the past poets' lime ...

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

176 reads

Half Was Has Been

I once sang on great stages for roses

Picking strings in quite eloquent poses

Then I birthed from vaginer

A small army of minor

And my time is now spent picking noses

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

192 reads

Giddy Up, Cowgirl

riding can be quite the thrill

provided you're tearing madly uphill

if you choose to face backward

you've achieved a great catchword

and it works swell with Bill and with Phil.

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

Cover image for post Size Isn't Everything, by MilesNowhere

223 reads

Size Isn’t Everything

I once had a very short penis

The women would laugh at it's weeness

So I strapped on a rock

To help lengthen my cock

And now they're bemused by it's leanness

Damn......

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

Cover image for post Too Much, by sandflea68

208 reads

Too Much

There was once a young lass named Cora

Who loved sex and always wanted more-a

Man asked for more than he should

She said she would if she could

He did and he damned near tore-a.

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

160 reads

Ain’t that some shit

The lord felt a pressure deep in his rump

So into the celestial toilet he took a dump

It was the worst thing he'd ever seen

He couldn't wipe himself clean

He decided to name it trump

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

113 reads

2016 A Limerick

There was a small human called John

Who knew not which side he was on.

He suffered and fought,

Then he staggered and wrought

Til the world as he knew it was gone.

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

130 reads

Corona

Corona California can be really really boring

But it's the place that I'm adoring

I hate the weather here

I'd rather be on a pier

Yet I remain at home snoring.

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

141 reads

if one asks you what secrets you keep

you'll respond with, I trust, not a peep

for while I lay here napping

my pillow, my dreams trapping

in my favorite location: asleep

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I purchased an eensy, impish little booklet on the history of the limerick and now my brain is re-enamoured of it! Write me, if you please, an elegant or saucy or precocious or cheeky or downright salty limerick about one of the following: 1) this crrrazy year, 2016, 2) anatomy (the limerick's always obvious choice!), 3) your special talent, 4) pet peeves, or 5) a location, pick any location! Ok, go, go, go. Make me proud and don't forget to TAG ME in the comments. #limericksarefun

Cover image for post Tongue-a-licious, by FrankieBoy

92 reads

Tongue-a-licious

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who asked all his girls to suck it

But they're lips would've sung

Had he just used his tongue

He now just jerks off in a bucket

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