Chipper Chopper Zipper
Lizzi Potts took a swing and raised some knots
Lizzi Potts whammed hubby with cast iron pots
Lizzi Potts buried him under deep snow mounds
Lizzi Potts heaved him into back yard grounds
Lizzi Potts still could hear him moaning
Lizzi Potts dug him up to stop his groaning
Lizzi Potts gave him another forty whacks
Lizzi Potts covered him in two garbage sacks
Lizzi Potts fed him through his own wood chipper
Lizzi Potts caught her finger on his open zipper
Lizzi Potts was chopped into little bloody shreds
Lizzi Potts and hubby now fertilizer for flower beds.
Escapism
Lizzi Potts, with your emerald eyes.
Lizzi Potts, with your frequent lies.
Lizzi Potts, I know how you felt,
playing a game with the hand you were dealt.
Lizzi Potts, with a dangerous mind
she was cunning and quick, deceptively kind.
Lizzi Potts, she always knew what to say
to obtain her fix and get through the day.
Lizzi Potts, she's an addict, a user, a full blown abuser.
The Legend of Lizzi Potts
Lizzi Potts and forget-me-nots,
she never knows where to find them
Lizzi Potts keeps lizards and hops in bottles for buzzards and blind hens
Lizzie Potts follows the dots and dabbles in tongue-twisting woes
Lizzi Potts is ridden with clots with clumpy fingers and toes
Lizzi Potts babbles and gawks, soaking up sun as she goads.
Lizzie Potts forgets she's not a human, she's a toad.
LP
Lizzie Potts, let's make this quick
Lizzie Potts, you make me sick.
Lizzie Potts, your heart is black
Lizzie Potts, this is a fact.
Lizzie Potts, think you're the queen?
Lizzie Potts, you are too mean.
Lizzie Potts, you think you're smart?
Lizzie Potts, you have no heart
Lizzie Potts, you were the one.
Lizzie Potts, now I'm done
Lizzie Potts, I hope I'm clear.
Lizzie Potts, get out of here.
The Mysterious Lizzi Potts
Lizzi Potts made my day
Lizzi Potts just couldn't stay
Lizzi Potts had me take the bait
Lizzi Potts made me wait
Lizzi Potts knows just who I am
Lizzi Potts rang the alarm
Lizzi Potts teased me till it hurt
Lizzi Potts had me on alert
Lizzi Potts made my day
Lizzi Potts didn't stay
Lizzi Potts
Lizzi Potts
Lizzi Potts
Lizzi Potts used me for her plot
Mademoiselle Lizzie Potts
Lizzie Potts worked all day
Lizzie Potts had a great big pay
Lizzie Potts loved to eat
Lizzie Potts had a treat
Lizzie Potts walked to her car
Lizzie Potts went to a bar
Lizzie Potts had a late night date
Lizzis Potts went home very late
Lizzie Potts had a busy Thursday
Lizzie Potts was ready for the long holiday
Lizzi Potts
Lizzi Potts, unfortunately, moved in next door last May.
Lizzi Potts, without a doubt, I can't stand her to this day.
Lizzi Potts hangs obnoxious Christmas lights at the end of September.
Lizzi Potts made her own HOA and wants everyone to be a member.
Lizzi Potts has a bitey, long haired chihuahua named Barnaby.
Lizzi Potts decided, the day she moved in, that she also really hates me.
Do Be Wise
Lizzi Potts pours the shots for the Inn at Fourth and Locke
Twas thirteen years last Thursday and she's steady as a rock
Lizzi Potts knows the lot of the princes, scabs and sots
She's as quick with ales and whiskeys as she is with wine and Scotch
Lizzi Potts, knuckles cocked, able leader of the flock
Do be wise to listen closely when she calls the final clock
Lizzi Potts
Lizzi Potts with her red, red hair
Lizzi Potts with her freckled nose and skin so fair
Lizzi Potts who ate an ice cream sundae in the bath
Lizzi Potts who leads a primrose path
Lizzi Potts who always forgets, the abstract dame
Lizzi Potts, who forgot the e at the end of her name
Lizzi Potts makes me wild with glee
Lizzi Potts who makes life full of whimsy
Lizzi Potts, so carefree, she danced away from me.
Our Dance
Lizzie Potts is an illuminating girl
Lizzie Potts beckons me to twirl
Lizzie Potts holds me in her eyes
Lizzie Potts is as beautiful as the skies
Lizzie Potts is an adventurous girl
Lizzie Potts beckons me to twirl
Lizzie Potts holds me in her heart
Lizzie Potts is as beautiful as the start
Lizzie Potts is an anomaly to me
Lizzie Potts, My Light, how I love thee