A Wise Man Once Said...
Eagles may soar but at least weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Now that's what I call #wisdom
As heard in my physics class
My grandmother is dead and she could have solved that problem by now.
You move at the speed of smell.
It is exactly the same, except completely different.
It is just a Fig Newton of your imagination.
Don’t confuse the issues with facts.
Wherever you go, there you are.
This is matata hakuna, the life of a circle.
It is vuja de all over again.
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
From the heart of the Pen
This fascination that we feel
is very, very, very real...
drawn from the unfathomable
(of gadgets and apparatus)
a still warm & human facet...
There are many voices in your mind
and I see something too inside...
the Pen whispers, and bleeds its lines.
#Challenge #SomethingConfusingThatStillMakesAlotOfSenseToMe
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Thoughts
"I know what you're thinking from before you even thought it."
"Oh yeah? Well I bet you didn't think that yesterday I planned to think what I knew you'd think I thought."
"No, I didn't think..."
"ha!"
"-because you don't have to think about what you knew all along."
"You couldn't-"
"Oh but I did."
"nyooo"
"Oh yes! that day you bought that sandwich, and planned to eat it for today; I was there"
"No way"
"Yes way. When you thought to think this thought yesterday - at precisely 4:02 AM; I was there."
"The horror!"
"And while you bit into the sandwich that you pre-thought to bite into, a mere 47 seconds ago. I was standing... right here."
"Oh the humanity!"
"Now weep in your misery, as I bask in my victory!"
"Meh heh heh!"
"What?"
"MUHAHAHAHAAAaa"
"What's so funny?"
"This was all part of my master plan."
"Your what!?!"
"That's right. I knew you'd think that you knew what I was going to pretend to plan to think at precisely 4:02AM, I knew you were there when I bought that sandwich, I knew you'd be standing right here to try and unravel a plan that was simply part of a much bigger plan."
"No, how could- *stressed panting* When- when did you find out?!"
"From before you were born... These last few days... were planned out... before you were even born."
"but that- that's not possible!"
"It is."
"How?"
"Because-"
-intense silence-
"-I. AM. YOUR. MOTHER!!!!"
"This can't beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Crazy As It Sounds
If I had to say what was on my mind, my mind would say you talk first, and that would be okay, but I want to be polite and not get in the way of what my mind is thinking, but if my mind prefers me to go first I would say okay and say two words, "Your turn." See, that time my mind didn't know what I was thinking and I think this time I fooled him. Mind you however, makes no nevermind to me, or my mind.
Look Up
fly away
over the cities full of angry people who never look up
always down
never up
to the place
where everything
and nothing
always
{but sometimes never}
make sense
where science is a hobby
and philosophy is an occupation
but still not
do you get what I'm saying?
how there is more then down
and sideways
all around
if you want to see something FANTASTIC
you had better put away your loud box
and look to the skies
because
there is always one more thing
to never
ever
see
you don't get me,
do you?
try it.
it's not hard
to drift...
on an undersea breeze
and fly with the pheonix
and chatter with a whale
and to put away your awfully loud box.
because there is always another yesterday to come.