Prilly-posh Plants
'Twas a bright, smiling day in the forest of Prilly,
when Kevin was singing and looking quite silly.
With an out-of-key song and a skip in his step,
he made a tough journey look less than a schlep.
Though, good Kevin had to stop while mid-song
as he came across something that seemed very wrong.
"A weed? In the forest of Prilly, no less!
something like this makes it look such a mess!"
But as Kevin stooped and eyed the plant nearer,
his identification of the weed became clearer.
"Aha!" he declared, though it didn't state much,
that is, until he said something as such;
"No! I was wrong! I was wrong, indeed!
For this plant is one pretty rose! Not a weed!"
Kevin clapped for himself, for he had done well,
until he had given the rose a good smell.
"Oh dear," he declared. Again, nothing stated.
"It appears that my information is dated!
For this is no weed or a rose, if you will.
This seems to be just one pretty daffodil."
Good Kevin leapt in the air with great glee,
for there was no truth that he could not see,
apart from the fact that the plant he had named
was not of the title that he'd entertained.
You see, in some cases, Kevin did succeed.
For example, he knew the plant was not a weed.
And also he figured, with the help of his nose,
that the plant before him wasn't really a rose.
Good Kevin, however, knew not much more
than a plain, old rock when it came to the outdoor.
You see, Kevin got one thing wrong that day
and yet he kept singing and skipping away.
So, just as he can't tell a horse from an ant,
Good Kevin couldn't name the Prilly-posh plant.
Hairy Feet
Do you live
Across the street
From a creature with big hairy feet?
If you do it must be true
So I should come to live with you.
I’d like to meet big hairy feet
And toe to toe I’d say hello
Don’t go, I know, I know, I know
You have big hairy feet I see
But so do I, you’re just like me.
Such glee!
The Trouble with Snow
Have you seen the snow?
It’s puffy you know.
It’s fluffy and stuffy and scruffy and cold.
It’s white when it’s young,
It’s sludge when it’s old.
And it flies in from high in the sky, I’ve been told.
When you’re childish and chill,
It can be quite a frill.
You can play every day as you may if you will.
And, when school gets called off,
How so happy you feel.
You can dance, take a chance and just prance. What a thrill!
You can shuffle outside with your bucket-ma-whuppets
and shovel-ma-wovels, and all.
You can build snow-la-bobbles that wiggle and wobble--
What a show when they finally fall!
You can watch grumpity grumps in their lumpy hat lumps
Driving around in their bumpy truck bumps
Skidding their wheels over bright white snow humps
From your dining room window while eating your lunch.
You can watch all the dads in their blow-a-ma-lawns
Blowing the snow til it looks like it’s gone
Or you can watch all the moms with their brushety sticks
Brushing the snow off the things that she picks.
You can sit inside warm in your cozety bed
And wonder why grownups find snow such a dread.
Because, after all, you never may know
Why grownups find trouble with wonderful snow.
I’ll write about hockey
I’ll write about hockey, I thought, yes indeed.
If I were a reader then that’s what I’d read.
Because hockey is fast and a game played on ice.
If I had some skates on I’d think it quite nice.
And it’s not just the skates, no there’s more.. you’re in luck!
You chase at high speed this small thing called a puck.
And you try not to fall but score goals, that’s the trick
As you whack at the puck at high speed with a stick.
And the ice it stays frozen and shines with a sheen
Cos it’s cleaned all the time with a special machine.
That hardly looks real and in fact looks quite phony
And has a weird name, yes it’s called a Zamboni
Don’t let me distract with this talk of Zamboni
They are finnicky things sometimes moany and groany
But they get the job done and they make the ice whole
So that you can get on with your job – score a goal!
1 fish, 2 fish, I Couldn’t Do This
Can I write
Like a master
Sure I might
But he’d be faster
For the four beat
In his time
Could I compete
With his rhyme
I could not
Would not
Cause he aced it
My orange to door hinge
Wouldnt place When
winnings hinged
Against what he’s written.
It will not
Shall not
Even place if
My riff bore seeds
or sleeved an ace
He’d be King bee
Any time or space
whether
I did lace it with cool lingo
Where I
To use clever words like archipelago
I could Jot the foxtrot
Dance a tango with two pens.
Waltz words in written curves
Id be the hokey pokey compared to him.
If my words could match his clock
If so skilled werent his metered tick tock,
If getting close were still down a block
If my words could find missing socks
Silly me could not compete
I Would not land there on my feet
Dare I
Care I
to compare I
My verbage flops
Every time my
rhyme stacked against
the good old Doc!
Tea Party
Silver, sweet, lacy, care
A doily here, a teapot there
A child's dream land
Come to play?
As the sun rose up
Now, about midday
It's a tea party
A party with tea
With high up pinkies
And cups filled with glee
Here's Mr. Quare
He's a talking bear
With big brown paws
A fluffy brown hair
At this tea party
A party with tea
With high up pinkies
And cups filled with glee
There's Miss Bonbon
She's a pink swan
With light, graceful feathers
And a wool-knit sweater
At this tea party
A party with tea
With high up pinkies
And cups filled with glee
Finally, there's Liz
A girl with a head of friz
With a little cotton dress
Who will forever effervesce
Cause it's her tea party
A party with tea
With high up pinkies
And cup filled with glee
Where anyone is welcome
That's just the rule of thumb
Boundless love
No matter what you do
No matter where you go
Your mom will always love you
Even if you married a guy you didn’t really know.
A mothers love is steady
A mothers love is true.
A mothers love is special
She can kiss away all your booboo’s
So remember kids
Wether your name be Junebug,
Or Sheamus McGuilicutty
Or just simple plain Jane O’shay,
Your mother will always love you
No matter how far away.
Dr. Seuss Didn’t Prepare Me...
I want to be honest.
I want to be free.
But, sometimes I can't
because addiction has got a hold on me.
How did I get here?
Why did I let it go so far?
I ask myself "Do you even remember who you are?"
I told myself I'd never be that person, that I'd never risk destroying my family.
But, somehow addiction got the best of me.
I knew it was wrong.
But now I want to be different,
I want to be strong.
I want my life to move along.
No more addiction
No more substituting feelings with things that don't belong.
I feel like I'm bad,
but I want to be good.
Come on girl,
you weren't raised in the hood.
You're better than this.
You're better than THAT.
Stop wasting opportunities,
that's what you're doing,
and it's a fact.
This time actually try to get better
and weather the storm.
You want to find purpose,
but, this, this is not why you were born.
You're here to be strong.
You're here to be free.
But the white stuff isn't going to let that be.
Let's move on.
Let's give that up.
All THAT will cause is for you to be stuck.
You can do this.
You can turn it around.
Don't let this one thing beat you down.
Go to the meetings.
Follow the steps.
Beat the addiction.
Later, you can figure out the rest.
Go be free.
Go be strong.
Go be determined.
Move life along.
Stop staying you will.
Just go and do.
Because you know you can go any direction you choose.