AI Writing Observation
My friend was listening to ChatGPT read a part of my book to him. When it finished the chapter, it asked if he wanted more and he said yes, thinking there was more written, but ChatGPT just started making up its own continuation of the story. He read to me what it wrote. It got characters and events right for the most part (though the timing was way off from the actual book), but was very dry with little to no characterization. It took him a little while but he soon figured out that the last part wasn’t my writing. Very interesting but scary at the same time. A fun little exercise, though. Either way I feel validated that my writing is better than an AI program’s writing.
Note Me Out
I am a choice element with no selection
and this input is unexpected
I am a subject statement in sequence
evaluated in an object oriented language
Babe, I am a Null Pointer
We can push it tonight
Just not tomorrow
if not this then the other
or if this exists then join another
else commit
else
Babe, I am a Null Pointer
We can ignore it tonight
Just not tomorrow
endif
endif
Life In Code
While (alive = “TRUE”)
{
If age < 18
home = mommas_house
status = oblivious
else if 18 <= age <= 22
home = university
status = stressed
else if age > 22
home = what_you_can_afford
status = confronting_the_absurd
Check_If_Alive (home, status) //calling function to check if you're alive still
}
alive = "FALSE"
home = six_feet_under
status = dead
FileName(Life-code): open;
activateCommand(Conception);
activateCommand(Growth);
activateCommand(Mother-endorphin-generation)
#89 years later
FileName(Death-code): open;
activateCommand(Last-words);
activateCommand(peacefulDeath);
FileName(Death-code): close;
FileName(Life-code): close;
The code that starts life, and the code that ends it(As can be seen, it is within the original file, as based on the code's structure, which matters far too much).
#code
#life
#death
iGen.
Nick Fury added Captain America and Iron Man to the group.
9.00 pm
Hey Avengers! It’s Nick here. This is the new group message for contacting you all now okay.
9.01 pm
Iron Man here. Are you sure The so called Captain can even operate a smart phone?
9.02 pm
Of course. It’s not to hard. Captain here over.
9.03 pm
Um, Thor- I will try my best to use this earthly device. But when I head home, I don’t think Asgard has data or WiFi cell/phone connection.
9.04 pm
Hawk-eye in. Hello team. Wow. Can’t beli there’s a group chat.
Iron Man added Dr. Bruce/Hulk.
9.05 pm
Bruce here. Nice to be working with you all. Hulk is not available right now.
9.06 pm
No worries Dr. B. I am sure that just trying to use this device for you it won’t be hard. But the other guy, it might be a challenge.
(Iron Man)
9.07 pm
Do you guys mind if I added my brother, Loki to the group? I don’t want him to feel lonely or alone.
Captain America added Black widow to the group.
9.08 pm
Thanks for the add Cap.
9.09 pm
No problem. It’s my duty to always help in any way I can.
9.10 pm
Black widow. Nice to have you in the group. I hope you don’t send what we talk about to other teams, especially bad ones.
9.11 pm
Okay. Whoa. Tony I’m going to pummel you during the next training session.
9.12 pm
Tis not of great pleasure to have a team full of trouble or no trust.
(Thor)
9.13 pm
Fury here again. Try to at least get along. You know you have a busy week ahead. I hear there is a new female superhero. She’s got powers similar to Parker’s.
9.14 pm
Great. My next intern. Time to get her application and papers ready.
9.15 pm
Captain ready to be a mentor. I’m hitting the hay. i can’t wait to meet the new member.
9.16 pm
I can’t wait to finally have a girl on the team. No offense guys.
9.17 pm
Some taken. I have a feeling she is going to love working on my team.
9.18 pm
Tony. This isn’t your team. Don’t cause any trouble or chaos like last time okay. We are all in this as a whole team. Our team.
9.19 pm
Good night. I have had enough of your thoughts and ideas for one night. Iron Man out.
9.20 pm
Uh, well. That reminds me of how Loki acts when he wants all the attention.
9.21 pm
You’re right Thor. Tony can be such a spoilt child, most of the time. Lol. Black Widow out.
Nick Fury changed the group name to Avengers!