Crown
Maybe you don't feel
like
a ruler now,
like a King
or
Queen,
but
don't
take of the Crown,
don't give it up.
Not just yet.
Don't give up,
just yet.
For,
in the future,
you will feel like it.
So don't
drop the Crown,
don't build walls to hide behind.
You'll be the
King,
You'll be the
Queen,
that they deserve soon enough.
That
you
deserve
soon enough.
23.7.2020
Unusual Uses For Life’s Lemon
When life gives you lemons, use them as a weapon against haters.
HERE'S HOW:
Just cut a 1-inch incision through the rind of any lemon and stop halfway through the lemon's flesh. Mark that spot with a Sharpie. Place in your dominant arm's pant pocket. When you encounter a hater, pull out your lemon. Quickly find the Sharpie-mark. Point the mark within 12-inches (304mm) of hater's face. Squeeze the lemon as hard as you are angry. Then, drop the lemon and walk away. Start running. Pick-up speed gradually. Then, try to blend in with the crowd. Sometime later, wash your hands thoroughly to get rid of the lemony scent, as the K-9 unit or hater will be hunting you down. Prepare another lemon once you return home and your heartbeat has returned to 70bpm or below.
-Enjoy!