Frisbee
The moon is round. The sun is round. The other planets are round. Of course, the Earth is just a Frisbee flying through space.
Hot
"You're hot", I'd said, being flirtatiously figurative. My fingers literally burned when I dared to touch him.
You know things are no longer normal when...
People start minding their own businesses and stop being haters when you post stuff online.
Psychokinesis
If only I could have one wish;
Just the ability
of psychokinesis.
Then I will attempt to push you
Farther away from my side.
Psychokinesis
If only I could have one wish;
Just the ability
of psychokinesis.
Then I will attempt to push you
Farther away from my side.
Toothbrush
Once upon a time, there was a toothbrush that was scared to meet the teeth.
The humorous romantic tale of a boy and a girl.
God, it's so horrible. I know for sure I can't watch a movie with such a title. If the title of a movie has to proclaim that it's funny and romantic, then it probably isn't.
Deathly date.
Lisa could feel the Grim Reaper's eyes on her the whole time. She squirmed uncomfortably in her seat and forced herself to stomach the plate of bacon before her.
"After this, I want you to follow me to my place."
She jerked her head up rapidly, a fearful look crossing her eyes. "Uh...what?"
"You heard me," was Death's cool reply as he leaned back against his seat.
"But...that isn't our agreement. It was meant to be a date only."
Lisa was right. This arrangement was just an agreement. It happened two days ago when she walked in on Death trying to take the soul of her sick old mother. In an attempt to keep her mother alive, Death offered a deal--A date in exchange for her mother's life for a year.
Now, he was trying to take things further? No way. She didn't trust this man. There was no way she'll follow him.
"I--"
He held his hand up. "Before you answer, I want you to know I have a reputation of exterminating those who are stubborn." He fingered the scythe in his hands for added effect. "So? What will it be? Will you come home with me after this?"
"Yes." Lisa said, making a mental note to carry weapon on her way there, however useless it may be.
Cooking
It took me four hours to boil the meat.
And two more hours to dice the leek.
By the time I was done,
The visitors were all gone
And there was no one there to eat.
Chained
I always hated Bryan. He was one lousy f*cker; that one annoying neighbor we wish could just disappear. Ranging from his dress code to his voice was guaranteed to annoy me. Now that I'm chained in his basement, bruised and weak, doomed for more pain, I hate him even more.