A romcom your eyes don’t want to see
Showspank Redemption: What Happens In Prison Stays In Prison
For Whom the Smell Broils
Cannibals fall in love over the roasting entrails of their latest kill.
Starring Kevin Bacon, Jerry Rice, and Meatloaf! Presented together for the first time on one plate.
How to Catch an STD in 10 Days
Wait, we’re related??
Finding out they were related ruined the perfect night for these two cousins,
or did it...
Can I Get A Vomit-bag Instead of Popcorn?
Necro Feel Ya', about the love between a mortician and his newest "patient" who has reanimated.
Plot: Dr. Anthony M. Balm falls desperately in love with the newest corpse to come in, Marah. After studying Dr. Frankenstein's journals, he manages to reanimate her, but something is a bit "off" about her.
Will these two find love, despite being in different states of living/nonliving? Will Marah decide she wants all of her tomorrows to be with the doctor? Will the citizens find out and storm the office?
You'll have to watch to find out. And possibly vomit.
I Broke My Femur Falling for You
A rigidly formulaic romcom featuring a man and woman who want to be together but - due to constant poor timing and deep-rooted self-doubt planted by a handful of supporting characters - take a solid 2 hours to finally get their shit together and conclusively get married.
Featuring a kooky-family, a secondary and less significant plot issue to eventually be resolved (usually having to do with someone's career), and some kind of last-ditch effort to get to the airport and magically sprint through TSA before the love interest's flight departs in exactly one hour.
Pokémon Go Find Love
Lonely businessman Tom meets a mysterious woman while out raiding gyms one evening. She turns out to be Lisa, a down on her luck single mother. One night, while spinning Poké Stops on main street, Tom declares: "Lisa, I choose you!" Her reply? "Sorry, gotta catch 'em all!"
Don’t Put It There!
A romantic comedy coming to your theaters soon!
Love in the Time of Irritable Bowl Syndrome
Love in the Time of Irritable Bowl Syndrome
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Bananas in Sexy Pyjamas