Cake
Upon my arrival at the bakery, I could see the glorious white cake through the windows. Tall, beautiful, every flower intricately drawn. What a shame it would be when I cut into it.
“Congratulations on your wedding.” They told me. I only nodded in agreement. They didn’t know.
Am I married? Yes. But is this cake for a wedding? No.
When I got home I set the cake down on my counter and took out a fork. Time to dig into this piece of deliciousness.
I took out a pen and checked off something from my bucket list.
“Eat an entire wedding cake on my own.”
My husband walked in on me.
He had a look of utter shock.
“You didn’t wait for me?!?” He exclaimed. He dropped everything and joined me in my endeavor.
Monster in the House
The nightly inhabitants of the house were playing cards in the dining room when they heard a creak on the stairs, breaking their focused silence.
“It can’t be…” The demon drawled.
“Oh dear, at this hour?” The ghost gasped.
“Quickly, we must hide!” The witch wailed.
The demon dove into the shadows of the tupperware cabinet. The ghost glided into the kitchen floor, now an invisible apparition. The witch whipped out her wand and, in the blink of an eye, became as transparent as the other two, watching the hall where a monster was entering.
“Waaaterr…” It rasped, terrible teeth glinting with metal and warning colors.
The creature shuddered slightly as it passed through the witch, a shaky hand reaching for the refrigerator door. It hissed as bright light turned its pupils to pinpoints, blindly reaching for the bottle of clear liquid and some other containers of food.
The way the monster ate was ravenous and illogical, even for its daytime standards. After gulping down the entire bottle of water and lazily throwing the container in a rough estimate of where the trash can was and missing by a lot, it prowled to an odd, box-like machine with its finds from the fridge. It added water and slid the unholy food choice, mac and cheese mixed with ramen and marshmallows, into the machine, carefully typing in a number.
After pressing start, the food began to turn about in the machine and cook. The witch saw the ghost quickly move out of the way as the monster sat on the floor.
“What is it?” The ghost mouthed to her.
The witch replied, “A human... you know, the daytime inhabitants? Only, this is the most dangerous kind: a teenager. My book of shadows says they tend to act in strange ways in the night...” She was proud to say that she had done plenty of research on the things that lived in the house when the sun was up.
A fast movement in the corner of her eye made her heart skip a beat. Looking back to the human, she realized that it had suddenly stopped the machine on its last second. Shifting back to slower, dazed movements, the human lumbered to the dining table.
A dreadful thought occurred to the witch at the same time she heard the monster mutter “wassallthishere”. She had left her tarot cards on the table!
Keeping up her invisibility spell, she tiptoed to the room to find... the monster making unusual noises as it picked up one of the cards. Laughter?
It had abandoned their food on the table and was focusing on stifling the snickers, practically doubled over. The witch looked over the human’s shoulder to see what the commotion was about.
There on the gold-painted card, was a skeleton brandishing a scythe over a field of bodies. ‘Number 13: Death’, it read.
“Mood,” the teenager kept repeating, pointing to the skeleton’s haunting grin. Taking a marker from a nearby desk, it drew a blue flame around one of the skeleton’s empty eyes. The human wheezed even harder, threatening to lose its midnight snack to an upturned stomach.
When it finally calmed down, the human finished its impulse-meal and carefully padded up the stairs, taking the tarot card with it.
“No, my favorite card!” The witch whisper-screamed when it left, her spell now unfocused in her anger.
“Do you wish for me to go retrieve it?” The demon reappeared, smiling his twisted smile. “I could give the boy night terrors until he is forced to return it…”
“Actually, I think that it was a girl human,” the witch cut him off. “The girls usually have longer hair than the boys-- but none of that matters.” She waved off the demon’s idea. “I can create a copy of the card for the next telling, and the human has already drawn on it.”
“What a horrible little thing,” the witch kept murmuring as wrappers and crumbs flew by them, into the waste bin they belonged in. “Can’t even pick up after itself.”
“Did I used to be like that? That nonsensical?” The ghost wondered aloud.
The demon was bored of their complaints, and knew that, with a blood-red sunrise greeting them, their time here was up. “Enough talk of it, tomorrow we will play games as always… human or no human present.”
Melting into the shadows once more, he said his farewells: “Bitter nightmares. Don’t let the humans bite.”
“Bitter ’mares,” the witch and ghost echoed, joining him in the darkness for the daytime folk to take over.
Ritual
Tonight, I'd prove that I was destined to be a legendary actress. My usual ritual would assure my success. After cleansing myself with soap, water, incense and prayer, I descended to the kitchen for the final phase: consuming a bowl of cereal with a knife and fork.
I greeted my father cheerfully as I entered then regarded him with a murderous gaze when I realized he'd gobbled the last of my cereal. The traitor wiped milk from his mouth and grabbed his car keys. He'd return with a new box or I'd cut him open and retrieve what he'd stolen.
Called into Question
It started when the trees were set on fire.
It wasn’t me!
I’m NOT a liar.
We gathered round to
smoke a little
joke a little
And then one of us said
it’d be funny if
we led a little seance...
something to shake it up
a bit.
So we lit some branches and murmured
ominous words,
exchanged glances
to see who was spooked.
The chance to run?
A strong desire.
It wasn’t me!
I’m NOT a liar.
But someone threw theirs
to the ground and
ran.
The smoldered ash
fanned out,
kindled
with dead leaves.
We tried
to get ahead of it! Put it out!
But it conspired
into a full on flame.
It wasn’t me!
I’m NOT a liar.
And we ran
in the footsteps
of someone who already
seemed to sense
a consequence
of fate for tempting each other.
Slated to reap a penalty of
temerity.
And the others ran
in all directions to escape
the fire.
Left alone,
I was questioned.
It wasn’t me!
I’M NOT A LIAR.
January 19th
“God Anna! You’re white as a sheet!”
My easy-going neighbor a few miles over, who’s driving me home during a blizzard-from-hell today, is baffled by my dread.
“Seriously Russ?” I reply. “How are you not stressed driving on these roads so slick with snow and ice? If we were to skid off the highway into the ditch, this old jeep could roll. More than once. I’ve been told that some SUVs are top-heavy.”
I sigh. I know that Russ knows my babbling is really nothing more than a feeble attempt at using sarcasm to mask my heart-stopping fear.
“Relax Anna, Banana, my friend,” Russ smiles at his silly joke and his tone is quietly soothing; we’ve been friends long enough for him to have figured out what exactly I need to hear. “I’m good at driving on ice, been doing it for many decades now. When you live this far out in the boonies, you tend to get a bit of practice at this sort of thing. And... my winter tires are brand new this year. Besides, look, you’re almost home.”
I peer out the window into the icy-blue evening and all I can see are big drifts of snow pummelling the windshield, and the fogged-out faint yellow glow of car lights up ahead. In the distance, I vaguely make out the shapes of trees with bare grey sticks for branches, now dusted with white. I try to focus strictly on my surroundings and realize that yes, Russ is right, I am almost home. Thank God.
And thank Russ, which I do with a squeeze of his hand and a promise to bake him a batch of my banana chocolate chip muffins real soon. Then I jump out of his toasty vehicle into the biting frostiness that takes my breath away. I can’t wait to get into the warmth of my house so my mind barely registers a package sitting on the front porch; I simply scoop it up and hurry on inside.
Once the fire’s going, the chilled Chardonnay’s poured and the flickering flames of orange and cranberry-scented candles are dancing hypnotically, I turn my attention to the parcel I brought in. Laying out a dishtowel, I set the sopping brown paper-covered package on it, right in the middle of my pine coffee table.
Then I stare at it for a few minutes before tearing it open and praying that it’s nothing bad.
Just months shy of my thirty-ninth birthday, I’m a bundle of nerves on any given good day, never mind on a bad day when something happens and my anxiety spikes big time.
Paper removed, I uncover a metal box with a key and a note taped to the top. It reads: You did the right thing. A truly kind thing. Apologies I didn’t leave this for you twenty years ago. I assembled it on January 19th, 1997. But at the last minute I decided to keep it hidden instead. It hasn’t been opened since. Still, if you can forgive me, please call this number or send an email to this address. My name is Stacey. And… I just recently found out that her name… is Hannah.
Both the memories and the irony hit me hard. Like an angry slap across the face, I almost reel from the imaginary blow.
Exactly twenty years ago tonight, the weather was behaving the exact same way. And the exact same unease wrapped me in a chilling embrace when I sat… here… in this exact same living room.
Listening to strange… eerie… sounds… all around me.
Just like tonight, the blizzard outside raged and I had lit the same fire, poured a glass of the same wine, and breathed in the same citrusy fragrance hanging in the air now.
I’ll never forget the ordeal I had endured the night before, just as the whiteout hit, when my tiny grey kitten Sabrina had somehow gotten loose. I was a blubbering heap of emotion as I frantically searched for her all over the dark secluded acreage I live on.
Armed with a flashlight and dressed as warmly as I could manage in my haste, I walked around calling her name until my toes were numb. Imagining how scared and cold she must be was torture. I finally found her huddled against a toolshed and mewing up a storm (no bloody pun intended). I was so relieved I cried even harder. Safely home, nothing made my heart sing more than seeing her warm and fed, curled into a ball on the couch and purring non-stop.
But the next evening when I thought I heard a similar squeaky cry for help, I thought I was going crazy.
Like what the hell? Sabrina was right there across from me on the wicker chair! Sleeping soundly, not making a peep.
So what was that noise? Had I forgotten to take my anxiety meds this morning? Was it all part of my illness somehow?
After listening intently for five long minutes, I determined it had to be real. Even though I kept hearing it on and off and so faintly at times.
Then, out of the blue, it got more pronounced! There’s no way I was imagining that! My first thought was that another stray kitten had ended up outside in the sub-zero temperatures. My next had to do with stalkers and intruders.
When the storm’s shrill moaning amplified, the sound was muffled once again.
But I swore to myself that I could still hear it. A split second later, the wind died down a touch, and my ears picked up the racket… loud and clear.
Suddenly, I knew exactly what it was.
A baby crying!
I donned my winter clothing fast as I could, not bothering to tuck my long hair under my hat, and stepped out into the harsh biting night. Only this time I didn’t need to go far. There it was. Right there on my very bottom doorstep. Lying in a laundry basket and wrapped in several layers of blankets. Screaming like a banshee.
It was the moment my world changed forever.
In the still bitterly-cold wintry days that followed, I felt something spring-like blossom inside my heart that I had never felt before. It nestled itself there like one-hundred percent pure love. I fell hard for that little girl who I nurtured for seven whole days and, unable to stop myself, began calling Brianna.
When I finally surrendered her to the authorities after being told I couldn’t keep her, my heart cracked like a walnut between the steel jaws of the nut-cracker and I was never the same again. The worse part was that they wouldn’t share information with me as to where that precious child had gone and I was treated like some kind of criminal for asking. No one seemed to care that I was the person who had rescued her from a painful frostbitten-death. Tiny Brianna was probably only a few hours old and so fragile when I took her in.
Russ had helped me back then too. Minding his own business and without questions asked, he drove into town and bought me everything I needed. Diapers, formula, bottles, even a bassinette and baby blankets. After all this time, I’m still reminded of that one of a kind baby smell clinging to the soft pastel-colored fabric...
Snapping back into the present once again, I mentally pluck the cobwebs away, unlock the box and lift the lid. There are two photographs and another note inside. Unnerved by the pictures, my hands tremble.
I can’t believe it’s twenty years later and here I am on another January 19th looking at her sweet face courtesy of two polaroids taken on the night I saved her. The way she’s captured in the pics is the way I remember her to this day, her image will always be etched across my scarred heart.
My fingers fumble with the edges of the thin paper as I unfold the short letter.
Dear somebody,
My name is Stacey and I just gave birth in a house deep in the woods where the devil lives. He’s a mean man who hurts me, hurts lots of people. But I can’t let him hurt this baby too. And he will. He will come home drunk one night, get real mad and do something terrible. I won’t let that happen. I know the weather’s freezing but as I sit with my friend in her car outside your house, it looks like you’re home. So please help. That monster can’t know about her, it’s too dangerous. I told him she died. Stillbirth I said. Told him I buried her deep in the forest. He believed me but beat me up anyway. Just for fun. Please help her find a loving parent.
Oh how Stacey’s words pierce my already brittle heart!
When the dawn’s light creeps into my window the next day, the sky is still overcast. But it’s much warmer as I can see it’s stopped snowing and the roads are no longer white but dark and wet, the ice completely melted into the asphalt.
My morning coffee in hand, I open my laptop. I’ve decided to write Stacey an email.
Perhaps I’m just a nerd with an anxiety disorder and it’s in my genes to detect odd things. But I just can’t help considering, once again, some kind of irrefutable irony going on here.
Because, what I noticed after reading Stacey’s notes is that both Brianna and Hannah have the same name within them. Anna.
Which also happens to be my name. For some reason, I just don’t feel like that’s a complete coincidence. Somehow, I feel like it might be... fate.
What happens in the following months is amazing. I learn that Hannah was told about me after all and that she’s always wanted to meet me. She searched to find her birth-mom too and never blamed Stacey for her actions. Almost immediately, all three of us bond in a way that feels like a blessing. Turns out, we have much to celebrate. Starting with Stacey’s daring yet successful escape from the abusive swine whose hands she suffered at for a very long time. And then... her freedom... and her incredible journey towards something she never dreamed could be possible. The steps she took, the barriers and obstacles she had to overcome, the highs and the lows on her path towards meeting, and getting to finally know, her beautiful precious daughter.
Loophole
Genie: You can have three wishes. The only limit, you cannot, under any circumstances, wish for more wishes.
Little girl: Oh. Well, can I wish for the power to grant wishes?
Genie: *Scratches head* I’ve never been asked that, before. I suppose there’s no rule against it. Although, maybe there should be.
Little girl: Too late. That’s my wish! To be able to grant limitless wishes, to anybody, *Cheeky smile*, including me.
Genie: *Sighs* It shall be done.
Little girl: Supertastic! Now, do I really need the other two wishes?
Genie: I suppose not. *Vanishes in a puff of blue smoke*
Suddenly...
I thought my car was running fine, but in order to get it registered with Uber, I had to take it to their licensed mechanic.
He took one look at my car and said, “You need to remove all of the 3/4-inch lugnuts.”
I was confused. “Why?”
“3/4-inch lugnuts are overused. I hate them.”
I inquired further. “Should I replace them with something else?”
He groaned with impatience. “No. Just take them out. All of them.”
“But won’t that make my car unstable? Won’t my tires wobble?” I persisted in asking.
He became angry. “You came to me for advice, and here it is. I’ve been at this job for many years. I know how to drive and I know what passengers like, and NOBODY LIKES 3/4-inch LUGNUTS!” He was practically shouting by the end of his little speech.
Words are your components - Don’t let your editor sabotage you.