PBandJ @alltheboysofpbandj
I don't know about being the rawest of pussies
when I have balls this deep in
skull's anal region
and when I pull em out
they is danglin
inches from the neighbors face
and she live three stories down below us
but I can spit like a champion
and mop like a ho
shine the floor like mr clean
and cut men down to little boys
I don't have to shove these rhymes down your throat
to be slayin' it
you'll just know by the way your heartbeat
is feeling a little bit faded.
I might be a whore
and I might be a cunt
I might be the biggest bitch ya'll ever seen,
but a pussy I'm not for sure-
however if I ever was
I'm sure you would be licking it
because you're a down on your knees
kind of little prick.
and I don't need any applause or cheer
I'm already holding the snicker points up
for when you took it in the rear.
and I don't need a bunch of likes
or what have you
because I've got the prose bitches
backing up my punches
with kicking and screaming
laughing hysterical.
that's right when we chicks come out to battle
we win,
we throw down with the best of them
we've got the skills you guys drool over
go home and take out your iPhone just to read some more-
like a porn magazine
you're reaching into your pants
to score.
we come in stereo
with our pussies pressed against
the polyester pants your wearing
and we are grinding you down
into dust
ashes to ashes
because we killed you
in this scenario.
Why are we fighting
I donʼt understand
But letʼs get this straight
If you step on my land
I sit on the porch
With a gun in my hand
I donʼt need curse words
To make you feel threatened
My big blue tick hound
Is enough of a weapon
He'll rip you wide open
And no one will step in
But if you feel we must
Have a battle of wits
As you throw out insults
And continue to persist
Come take a seat and
prepare for the hits
Day after day I read
All your dribbles
You drool on your paper
And all the dumb scribbles
That you think would insult
What are you simple
You rhyme like preschool
Bats rats and your fats
But this girl is grown and
Ready for combat
So you better shut up
And cut the chit chat
Because when I blow
I donʼt think you can handle
The fierceness that I bring
I'll burn you like candles
Slow so your wit withers
In pain as you scramble
To think of anything
That would make a way
For you to distract me
And run away
But you asked for this
And trust when I say
If you step to me
And dish it out
You better know
That you canʼt pout
When I win by
Verbal knockout
@Skull @DaveK @Harry_Situation
You guys can surely see
That we girls are hard to beat
You think we all just hoes
But not the girls of Prose
We are...
Intelligent
Significant
Magnificent
Prolificent
Not arrogant
We represent
No discontent
We circumvent
Some dement
We all consent
In our ascent
We wont relent
So don't resent
And don't lament
If we prevent
Your bad intent
Sure we agree
Brought to your knee
We dont need
No referee
You can plea
But I decree
No gaurantee
That you'll go free.
That wraps it up
So, yo, wassup?
PB&J @Harry_Situation
Well hello there, Harry
You're looking quite harried
You should be wary
you're about to be buried
Hereʼs the Situation
By my estimation
Harryʼs battle invitation
Was sent with adoration
For my written creations
I write with innovation,
Fascination and dedication
You write with hesitation
Your writes need fumigation
I'll write your motivation
My words are validation
Your words are stagnation
I'll write the illustration
Heed my domination
My words are titillation
Perfect visualization
Earned the admiration
Iʼm the manifestation
of your inspiration
Life sized animation
I find gratification
when I write temptation
Show appreciation
For my illumination
I hear your invocation
Call on my divination
Your indoctrination
Is my stimulation
My infiltration
is your jubilation
Harry likes to think heʼs scary -
He brings no competition
His battle skills are weaksauce -
He has no style or conviction
“The devil is my stepdad”-
Elementary age fiction
BadBabyʼs the O.G
He is walking retribution
The Gravelyʼs are a joke
They're a cheesy substitution
If they all met in real life
It would be a quick devolution
BadBaby versus the Gravely's
Means a Gravely execution
Except Little Regan and Rosemary
Turned out to prostitution
So in conclusion
With no collusion
Shattered your delusion
As my contribution
Brings your dissolution
Covered in contusions
You rhymes breed pollution
Profusion of your confusion
My rhymes breed evolution
The diffusion of occlusion
The infusion of illusion
My rhymes are revolution
PB&J @Lish From Izzy_A
You're pretty brave @Lish
Goin' at me the way you did
You really think you got this?
HA!
The last thing you'll do is win
No, I don't want your crown
I mean
Maybe I would
If you actually had one
But you're too old
While I'm over here
Still young
I had detention?
HAHA
I broke out of there
Cuz I'm badass
As you forgot to mention
Sure,
My lance is little
But I'm better with a dagger
While your sword is too brittle
Girl,
If you think I'll lose
You belong in a mental hospital
(Oooh, sizzle)
Sorry,
Did I hurt your feelings a little?
You think you hurt me
You don't
What's that sound?
I think your old person cane broke
Or is that just the sound
Of your pride breaking
Oh, I can already see
You reading this....
Trembling...
Shaking
Bedtime?
Mine?
No, I'm up 'til two
What about you?
I hear tiredness comes with age
Looks like you're at that stage
So you might as well stop now
Just let me win
Before your brain rots
To the point where you forget your login