Damn, it's got another virus.
My protection failed and I now have a virus.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I got it second-hand, cheap.
I can't turn it on, I think it's broken.
It is always there, luring me into what I like to do best.
Sure, you can use it when I'm done.
Wow, this thing is not worth what I've spent on it.
Mine's old and dusty. I'm gonna have to sell her and get a new one.
I'm glad this has a mute button.
It's getting a bit slow, but I'll replace it in a couple of years.