Eenie, Meeny Miney Moe,

Esmeralda is a hoe.

She likes to holler,

let her go,

Give her money,

let her hide.

Don’t ever let her

come inside -

common sense

true and tried .

Open your door,

kick her outside.

Don’t tell your wife,

she won’t abide -

say it’s not true

everyone lied,

if you want to

keep your bride!

I always hated haunted house and mazes. This time we were going to both, at the same time. My friends were dragging me into this maze. It was really dark in here and we had to find our way to the center. This building, where the maze was, is extremely in the middle of nowhere and we were the only people here. This was an easy maze with arrows pointing us the way. Actually this was fun, I think like this. I was going faster dragging my friends with me. The center was like nothing would could have ever thought. There was a table with a variety of knifes and weapons. There were two men in masks and the door locked behind us. They looked at us and with a knife they said, "Eenie meenie miney moe."

"Eenie, meenie, miney... moe."

"The fuck?! That isn't even fair!" Desdemona threw up her hands in exasperation, glaring daggers at Ophelia. "You totally skipped over Thell!"

"That's because this is his first Hunt," the witch shrugged, placing her hands on her hips. "If anything, you should be grateful that I'm being this generous with your brother."

"I am," Othello squeaked with a voice so high that stoners would get off on it. Desdemona shot him a glare to get him to stop talking, which he did.

"Oh, come on, Des," Tommy slurred, still stoned out of her mind from the weed she rolled. She always brought her stash on the annual Hunts so she could get into the zone. "It's not like you're actually getting on your knees for those other Mages. You're just gonna pretend you wanna fuck them. And they'll buy it. Totally."

"...I hate you so much."

Sandy: Which movie are we watching tonight Gal?

Gal: Eenie meenie miney moe. Tarzan!

Meanwhile, in the fantasy realm.

Captain Hook: I want to go into the real world.

William Clayton: But how are we going to be able to get into the real world ?

H: With this wand, potion and spell that I've been working on with my magical hostage. I'll be unstoppable....I mean we'll be able to get to the real world.

As the movie went on, Sandy and Gal felt like they were in the movie.

Then they were shocked, before their eyes stood Captain Hook, and Clayton-the villain from Tarzan. Here they were standing in Gal's T.V room. 

Then in a zap, Sandy had an idea. He  grabbed the remote & switched the T.V off. In a bright flash, the villains were gone.