Oh, Ho White was not a virgin

she slept with every young prince

knew all the tricks of the trade

the men lusted after every creamy inch.

The Queen found out and was furious

because Ho White was the fairest

in the land, prettier than the Queen

she banished Ho White to the forest.

Told the huntsman to bring back her heart

after he, also, slept with the fair maiden,

he didn’t have the will to end her life

so he put a plump pig’s heart in a box, laden

Took it to the Queen who chortled

shaking her rolls of fat like grape jellies

realizing she was the fairest because

she made sure the other maidens’ bellies

were either dead or locked in towers

where they smelled and couldn’t take showers.

Ho White came to a little cottage

and found seven little dwarfs residing

named Storm, Thorn, Lance, Stud, Manfred,

Big Boy and Bud, all there abiding.

Luckily, although they were little in stature,

they were not little where it counted –

in fact, their unmentionables were huge

she couldn’t believe the size when they mounted.

She tried one out each day of the week

and sometimes, she had threesomes or more

she was so naughty and having a great time.

Queen found out, sent a poison apple to her door

Ho White ate the fruit and fell in a coma

only a prince could awaken her.

One day, a fair prince who had known

her in the past, saw her and asked “Whatzup?”

He remembered she was a good romp in the hay

so rubbed her body sensually with oil

she began to tingle and moan, “Oh, oh! more!”

and he did and she did and their blood began to boil.

And he swooped her up on his princely white horse

took her back to palace bed where she remained

deliriously romping with the Prince day and night

Happily Ever After! For it was all preordained!

Looking around at my peers, I see reckless, careless, parts of a whole. Almost no one is an individual, except for me. I don’t see the fun in binge drinking, in smoking, in hooking up with strangers multiple times a week. So I sit back and watch, and I can’t help feeling bad for all these people. They waste their youth trying to act like “adults,” but their definition of an adult is any answer to the question: “what can I legally do at the age of 18 or 21?” As an outsider, I sit on the sidelines watching young “adults” making mistakes that they will regret later. I am different from my peers and I am especially different from my closest friends. So what does this feel like? It’s lonely, slightly boring, and very frustrating. Everyone is so willing to do the same thing, the “acceptable” thing, that they fail to recognize how their actions affect others. Selfishness and rudeness seem to be the new “cool,” the new “trend,” the new definition of youth. Being an outsider gives you immense perspective on your surroundings, but sometimes, the new perspectives you discover are not always great ones...

#youth #misfit #outsider #maturity #perspective #teenagers #adults #individuality #loneliness #poem #poetry

I think one of the biggest problems is being overwhelmed by how many problems there are in this world. The second part of that is being unmotivated by being overwhelmed, so nothing ever gets done to fix these problems. I often find that media/news/society tends to overwhelm the mass public with these issues, and while it's great to be informed... you can only do so much before collapsing from the weight of it all. I constantly hear from friends via facebook or other forms of social media, that if you don't do anything about "such and such" then you don't really care about the issue. The thing is I do care, most people do care, it's just we only have so many hours in the day to take care of the problems that concern us the most. The most effective people are ones that fight one issue at a time, and stay focused on that problem until it is resolved. Perhaps if every person was motivated to pick a problem and focus on fixing it before being distracted and overwhelmed by 5 different other issues, we'd have less indifference, less stress, more productivity, possibly help deal with symptoms of anxiety/depression etc. Perhaps I'm being too analytical here, but I guess what I'm trying to is, the best ways to fix bigger issues in the world is to fix the problems within and around your circle first. Almost like a muscle, you have to work it out by starting small and work your way up to heavier weights. Only then can you begin to see results from your efforts.

There is a woman that I know,

Sometimes she’s friend, sometimes she’s foe.

She’s visted me a time or two,

To remind me that she’s informed of all I do.

Her teeth are sharp, and her nails are long.

Her reach is far, and her grip is strong.

It doesn’t matter where you are,

She’ll reach you by bus, she’ll reach you by car.

At times I have wished her upon another.

For a short or long stay, one or the other.

Her magical powers I’ve prayed to share,

With others who deserve her mystical fare.

She certainly can change your life.

She can fill it with agony, shame and strife.

Other times she brings happiness, joy, and fun.

It just depends on the things you have done.

She’s bold, she’s large, she’s far and wide.

She’s the sun, the moon, the Earth, the tide.

So live your life like someone is watching all you do,

Because one day, Karma, is going to get you too.

#karma #bitch #watching #watchingyou #getyou

Seems pretty obvious to me...

There are humans on it. Lots of humans.

Deport the lot of us, send us away, let the planet heal itself...

Hopefully the next time it comes up with an intelligent species it won't be quite so destructive...

Deport to where though?

Oh, I'm sure there much be some other dimension or habitable planet... Just create a wormhole or something, use your imagination...

:)

tell me a story

about a prince

and a peasant

who fell in love

a prince who likes to draw

and a peasant who likes to fight

each with their own interests

and each with their own battles

tell me a story

about a small boy

and a small girl

who fell in love

a boy who climbed a beanstalk

and a girl who sold him the beans

together they fight the mighty beast

and live happily ever after

tell me a story

about a boy with cancer

and a girl who took care of him

who fell in love

a boy who caught sickness

and a girl who wanted to take care of him

they fell in love

and then he died with a smile

tell me a story

about a fighter

and a princess

who fell in love

a boy who liked to fight

and the girl who changed him

they fell in love

and had three kids

tell me a love story

about people who change

and give me hope

that I can find love, too

I don't know what love is

but I know what it does

and maybe I want some of my own

to hold and remember forever

The blood may have washed away from its place on the metal fence,

But it will forever hold the memory of the night

In the hearts of those who watched -

The hearts of those who could have prevented it.

And as they fail to have reflected on themselves,

As they failed to be human,

They receive a cruel punishment

From those who aren’t human.

Karma - they call it -

Has begun to take place.

You all petty humans

Live at my mercy.

You are nothing;

Let me take you on a journey.

Let me tell you;

Karma can't be cheated.

You make horrible mistakes,

I'll show you why you shouldn't repeat it.

You hurt others,

You think you'll be safe?

That's truly hilarious,

Let me put you in your place.

You really believe that you will have the last laugh?

Oh honey,

That's me, Karma.

Take my damn autograph.

Every day you hurt and teased me,

hit and laughed with all your might,

but the reason you do this is so you can be,

in the big, bright spotlight.

You threw all your food at me,

and shoved sand in my socks,

you slammed me with branches from a tree,

and pegged me with your rocks.

But when all the adults came,

you stopped with all your tricks,

instead you didn’t act the same,

and threw away your sticks.

But now it’s 10 years on,

and you live in a small flat,

and all my abusement is now gone,

your only company’s a cat.

I’m living in the world of fame,

because I followed my dreams,

and karma is a careful game,

and you lost, so it seems.