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Cover image for post Anatidaephobia., by Clarity

Clarity in Comedy

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Anatidaephobia.

Anatidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

LOL. This one was also from Gary Larson's Far Side

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HashtagFiction in Comedy

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Luposlipaphobia

Created by Gary Larson for his The Far Side, luposlipaphobia is:

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

(https://www.allaboutcounseling.com/library/luposlipaphobia/)

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Cover image for post Metrophobia, by Ken_W_Writer

Ken_W_Writer in Comedy

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Metrophobia

This won’t be the most hilarious but I was compelled to use this one haha

Metrophobia is the fear of poetry.

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WordCatch in Comedy

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

This is too ironic not to be funny and more well known than you'd think. This 36 letter (I might have counted wrong) word is defined as the fear of long words. *Dramatic sigh* cruel, cruel irony.

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what_if in Comedy

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. It's real. It's the fear of long words. Such an ironic case must be perfect for a sarcastic being such as myself, right?

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Rocco in Comedy

• 87 reads

Phobophobia

Phobophobia is the fear of phobias

Symposia on insanity

It would appear, they are scared of fear

Eternal recreancy

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DaretoDream in Comedy

• 60 reads

Panophobia

The Fear of Everything!

Wow, who knew a phobia existed for everything!

Scared of absolutely everything!

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chainedinshadow in Comedy

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Knockermalumregionepropinquusphobia

This phobia is real--the fear of being an appleknocking country cousin. And in case you were wondering, yes, the name of the phobia is written in latin and yes, I made the name up myself. But I assure you, the phoba is one hundred percent real.

By the way, Knockermalumregionepropinquusphobia can be translated "appleknocker country cousin."