Anatidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
LOL. This one was also from Gary Larson's Far Side
Created by Gary Larson for his The Far Side, luposlipaphobia is:
The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
This won’t be the most hilarious but I was compelled to use this one haha
Metrophobia is the fear of poetry.
This is too ironic not to be funny and more well known than you'd think. This 36 letter (I might have counted wrong) word is defined as the fear of long words. *Dramatic sigh* cruel, cruel irony.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. It's real. It's the fear of long words. Such an ironic case must be perfect for a sarcastic being such as myself, right?
Phobophobia is the fear of phobias
Symposia on insanity
It would appear, they are scared of fear
The Fear of Everything!
Wow, who knew a phobia existed for everything!
Scared of absolutely everything!
This phobia is real--the fear of being an appleknocking country cousin. And in case you were wondering, yes, the name of the phobia is written in latin and yes, I made the name up myself. But I assure you, the phoba is one hundred percent real.
By the way, Knockermalumregionepropinquusphobia can be translated "appleknocker country cousin."
arachibutyrophobia is the fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of one's mouth.
the origin of the word is based around arachi- which means "ground nut".
It's nothing really
Too trivial to mention
It's just that- well-
When all are oohing
And all are aahing
Inside, I'm dying
Wretching and vomiting
It's pink and sparkly
That makes me shudder
And cuddly, soft
Makes me cringe
Billowy and wispy
And all things "wonderful"
Make me come unhinged
Nothing conjures up
Such a fearful fright
As an "adorable" baby in sight
A pug puppy's wrinkled face
Sends me to find my "happy place"
So, please keep from me
Your baby or pet
And, please, please
Those FB posts that get shared
(The innocuous "have a good day" teddy bear)
Leave this cutaphobic so, so scared!
Spare me, please, my misery
And keep your "cute" away from me!