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Write me the most hilarious "phobia" you can find: don't forget to tag me @HashtagFiction [ If you can't write 15 words, just put some random stuff at the bottom of the post :) ]
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Ended February 28, 2018 • 21 Entries • Created by HashtagFiction
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Cover image for post Anatidaephobia., by Clarity
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Clarity in Comedy
• 526 reads

Anatidaephobia.

Anatidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

LOL. This one was also from Gary Larson's Far Side

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HashtagFiction in Comedy
• 63 reads

Luposlipaphobia

Created by Gary Larson for his The Far Side, luposlipaphobia is:

The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.

(https://www.allaboutcounseling.com/library/luposlipaphobia/)

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Cover image for post Metrophobia, by Ken_W_Writer
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Ken_W_Writer in Comedy
• 128 reads

Metrophobia

This won’t be the most hilarious but I was compelled to use this one haha

Metrophobia is the fear of poetry.

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WordCatch in Comedy
• 73 reads

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

This is too ironic not to be funny and more well known than you'd think. This 36 letter (I might have counted wrong) word is defined as the fear of long words. *Dramatic sigh* cruel, cruel irony.

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what_if in Comedy
• 165 reads

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. It's real. It's the fear of long words. Such an ironic case must be perfect for a sarcastic being such as myself, right?

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Rocco in Comedy
• 88 reads

Phobophobia

Phobophobia is the fear of phobias

Symposia on insanity

It would appear, they are scared of fear

Eternal recreancy

@HashtagFiction

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DaretoDream in Comedy
• 60 reads

Panophobia

The Fear of Everything! 

Wow, who knew a phobia existed for everything! 

Scared of absolutely everything! 

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chainedinshadow in Comedy
• 57 reads

Knockermalumregionepropinquusphobia

This phobia is real--the fear of being an appleknocking country cousin. And in case you were wondering, yes, the name of the phobia is written in latin and yes, I made the name up myself. But I assure you, the phoba is one hundred percent real.

By the way, Knockermalumregionepropinquusphobia can be translated "appleknocker country cousin."

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misstheta86 in Comedy
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arachibutyrophobia

arachibutyrophobia is the fear of having peanut butter stuck to the roof of one's mouth.

the origin of the word is based around arachi- which means "ground nut".

@hashtagfiction #phobias #peanutbutter #fear #foods #weird

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jboulette5671 in Comedy
• 103 reads

It's nothing really

Too trivial to mention

It's just that- well-

When all are oohing

And all are aahing

Inside, I'm dying

Wretching and vomiting

It's pink and sparkly

That makes me shudder

And cuddly, soft

Makes me cringe

Billowy and wispy

And all things "wonderful"

Make me come unhinged

Nothing conjures up

Such a fearful fright

As an "adorable" baby in sight

A pug puppy's wrinkled face

Sends me to find my "happy place"

So, please keep from me

Your baby or pet

And, please, please

Don't forget

Those FB posts that get shared

(The innocuous "have a good day" teddy bear)

Leave this cutaphobic so, so scared!

Spare me, please, my misery

And keep your "cute" away from me!

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