Ho White and the Seven Dwarfs(not)
Oh, Ho White was not a virgin
she slept with every young prince
knew all the tricks of the trade
the men lusted after every creamy inch.
The Queen found out and was furious
because Ho White was the fairest
in the land, prettier than the Queen
she banished Ho White to the forest.
Told the huntsman to bring back her heart
after he, also, slept with the fair maiden,
he didn’t have the will to end her life
so he put a plump pig’s heart in a box, laden
Took it to the Queen who chortled
shaking her rolls of fat like grape jellies
realizing she was the fairest because
she made sure the other maidens’ bellies
were either dead or locked in towers
where they smelled and couldn’t take showers.
Ho White came to a little cottage
and found seven little dwarfs residing
named Storm, Thorn, Lance, Stud, Manfred,
Big Boy and Bud, all there abiding.
Luckily, although they were little in stature,
they were not little where it counted –
in fact, their unmentionables were huge
she couldn’t believe the size when they mounted.
She tried one out each day of the week
and sometimes, she had threesomes or more
she was so naughty and having a great time.
Queen found out, sent a poison apple to her door
Ho White ate the fruit and fell in a coma
only a prince could awaken her.
One day, a fair prince who had known
her in the past, saw her and asked “Whatzup?”
He remembered she was a good romp in the hay
so rubbed her body sensually with oil
she began to tingle and moan, “Oh, oh! more!”
and he did and she did and their blood began to boil.
And he swooped her up on his princely white horse
took her back to palace bed where she remained
deliriously romping with the Prince day and night
Happily Ever After! For it was all preordained!
Pulse
The irony of my reality
when it all settled in
On me the truth is
I find myself
So so captivated by
your sweet ecstasy itʼs
Just like pure intoxication it
Has me an addict
I was positivity sure
Iʼd conquered this
Blown addiction but
Itʼs a very powerful
Substance the
Sounds of it sizzles
Simply intensify
Orgasms I canʼt
Seem to get enough
Of you or is this a case
Lust or
Infatuation installed by
My attraction of a mind
numbing burning effect or
Merely wanting to know
What it is to be truly love by you
or just illusion of attraction
Where we desperately share
The same flirtatious way
But my appetite for us to
Be together need to be
Appeased because there
So vivid uninhibited fantasies
On a daily Basic of us being together
Sharing a life that never ends
And I being your one and only
Audiences each and every day
And night
10/15/16 Mya
