Pun
Man... imagine being a vampire, no sun tanning, nothing good to drink, that would really suck.
Anxiety
It preys on my every thought
Stealing the ground from under my feet
I fall
screaming
into its gaping maw
thirst
There's only one thing on their mind. Blood, blood, shining beautiful blood.
They'll want to have it. At any cost.
It’s not about the blood
though
dead
they live
yet
no heart
beats, burns
or breaks
thus
nightly
they seek
that
which
makes
them
feel
Nosferatu
A god of the night, doing as he pleases,
A seducer of the innocent, terrifying to those whom he teases.
Vampires
A creature born from death
A monster devoid of any humanity
A parasite surviving off of blood
The Insatiable
lonely, hungry,
black night-shaded eyes,
bright moon shining
pale face
Red lips blood-cloaked
deep desire
empty soul
moans never satisfied
Vampires
Immortal humans living out their afterlife on earth,
Comes with some uncomfortable side effects,
Have to kill to retain immortality.
A Not-So Shopping List of a Vampire
Tall
Slender
Self-indulgent
Heartless
Emotionless
Apartmentless
Reflectionless
"Batty"
Lugosi
Long-lived
Seductive
Demented
Blood-Thirsty
Porcelain flesh
Ex-wife
Ex Mother-in-law
and Me
Alliterative Apparition
Strong, speedy, sharp sight. Fearsome fangs. Nocturnal nemesis, noon napper. Asocial, amoral; absolutely abhorrent anarchist. Has horrid habbit: hunting humans!