Why didn't anyone ask for reparations during the Obama administration?

If a heart doctor will pronounce you dead when your heart stops, why won't an abortion doctor pronounce you alive when your heart starts?

Q: How many deaths have to occur before you, as a firearms owner give up you guns?

A: How many rapes have to occur before you, as a man, undergo a castration?

Why doesn't a single restaurant have a menu for normally price entrees and entrees you can order at 50% a larger price for when your girlfriend says she is not hungry, but you know she will eat most of the food off of your plate menu?

When you suffer from ED (Excessive Dishonesty), try LIAGRA before testifying about illegal servers, Benghazi, a spouse's infidelity, $100 million dollars of missing Haitian relief money, and 56 closest friends who have died from suicide. Experts agree!

Isn't it funny that when Democrats investigate a Republican for two years, none of the Republican's accusers died of an unexpected suicide tomorrow?

Dear Tlaib and Omar,

Why are the two of you so upset? No one took you seriously. It wasn't a ban. It was somebody in Israel (a country you said did not even exist) suddenly did something.

Sincerely,

Karma

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - Thomas Edison

President Trump tweeted, without using names, and four morons rose to complain. This means the shoe does fit.

Q: Why proper English important?

A: If you ask the hotel manager that you want the porn in your room disabled, do not be surprised if he calls you sick because all of the porn in the hotel is regular.

Q: Why proper English is important (Part II)?

Hillary Clinton: Believe me, voting for Donald Trump in 2020 would be a huge mistake!

Me: I don't think I could do that.

Hillary Clinton: Voting for Donald Trump?

Me: No, believing you.

Q: Why is the United States of America the greatest country in the world?

A: Even the people, who hate it, refuse to leave.

Obamacare - It only works if you don't.

Q: What should you do if you cannot afford healthcare?

A: Go to the airport. Homeland Security will give you a free X-ray and breast exam. If they think you are a terrorist, your colonoscopy will also be free.

When you are drunk driving, make sure you listen to Def Leppard. This way you can mimic the drum solos and still keep one hand on the steering wheel.

If Hillary Clinton wants the firearms industry to be held responsible for shooting deaths, should the computer industry be held accountable when someone has an illegal private server with classified documents, hacked by America's enemies, and lies to Congress and the FBI about her involvement?

Isn't it funny that Elizabeth Warren often complains about the cost of attending college, but forgets that she was once paid $400000 for teaching one class?

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Walks slowly, step by step, without rush but with plenty of fear, tears drop down her face, she touches every tree that she passes on her way, it’s a sunny day, just a few clouds in the sky, she takes off her jewelry, heavy rings, and chunky bracelets, one by one, they fall on the dirt, on the grass, unnecessary things, without meaning. She takes off her sunglasses, the sun blinds her, or maybe it’s the tears, her mascara runs down with her pain, she walks, she stumbles, she can smell the water now, she slips out of her shirt, she walks, step by step, foot by foot, she falls. The ground is hard, sharp edges scrape her knees. She gets up, slowly first shoe drops and then the other. Her mind made up, bare feet against the narrow path, light filtering through the leaves. Merciful day on a lost soul. She moves quicker now, she stumbles again, yet she keeps on moving, step by step, foot by foot... she stops. Before her, the water, that lake. Slow steps. Decisions. Make your decisions, girl. Make them now. Sharp rocks scrape her skin, and the water’s deep. She walks in, she sinks in it. Slowly. She floats. She cries. Looks before her and then back. Turns inch by inch and remembers the shore. How it looks and what it brings. Too cold are her bones, too shallow the pulse. Blood does not run, it drags against her dark veins. It’s not right. This is not the way that it should be. She lets the water wash over her body and her sins. She steps out... step by step, foot by foot. Not, yet. Not today. Make your decisions, girl. Make them now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goWa6EzkCh4

Dear Mom and Dad,

First off, I just want to say thank you. Thank you for being there when others weren’t, for standing up for me and for standing next to me through the storms. I don’t say it enough. Thank you.

Another thing I don’t say enough is that I love you. I’m sorry for all the times I’ve yelled at you and argued with you, and everything. I’m sorry, but I want you to know I love you.

Last off, you’re doing a wonderful job raising me if I do say so myself and I do. You may cry at night saying “Where have we gone wrong?” but you haven’t. I will become something amazing, just you watch.

-EJ

I need emotions

I need to feel more

but sometimes

it’s like dripping blood from a stone

I can’t remember the start

I don’t know the way anymore

lost

looking around

and not being able to find

the reason

the meaning to it all

even my shadow is lost

the line under the feet

the bruises behind the skin

no tracks of who I was

darkness drags, it pulls

so I slip, I tumble and I fall

where is the right place to be?

where are the sounds?

why doesn’t no one speak?

there are heartbeats

there are shallow breaths

but there are no sounds

I don't understand why...

https://youtu.be/wBuif8IAOKo

thank you for the music inspiration @CosetteD

see a little boy looked at me

as I tilted my feet over the creek , and said to me What are you doing ?

I told him , for I am testing my wings .

He said , What wings I can't see them ?

I told him , you can't see em because I am still on the ground

he said that isn't possibly , Humans can't fly

I told him , I am angel

he said , My mom most have been one too , she jumped a week ago . Does that make me immortal .

I said , it makes you mortal

He said , How come ?

I said ,The devil didn't choose you ,God only takes the ones , with the razor marks

He said , What are razor marks

I said , Those are marks done by the devil , strikes in the middle of the night , when the quiet whispers the lonely .

He said , I think I have those too , ( he slipped up his sleeves and he showed me his marks he carved his mothers name Dahalia )

I asked him , What does your devil look like

He said , it was long and sliver with handle on it , sharp enough to cut through skin , He said what does yours look like

I said , mine is , a doubled edge with a slant bar , the blade is slightly curved , I said does yours ever talk ?

He said , It only says the things I know to be true , Mother is dead , and you couldn't save her , What does your say ?

I said , Mine tells me , I am dead , and no one can save you , Do you think angels go to heaven or hell ?

He said , Heaven Because only sinners understand heaven , Hell is place for people , who hurt gods angels . you gonna jump Now

I said , My wings won't open

He said , Neither can Mine , Lets try

we stood There for five mintues with our hands stretched outward , waiting for the wind to catch us .

He turned to me , he said , shaking and crying with disbelif , Momma was angel , wasnt she ? could've took me with her , to meet the man upstairs .

I giggled , and put my hand in my pocket and a lit cigar , and watched the smoke fade in the air , and mumbled , angels...

#angels are everywhere #fallen angels are the ones , who broke their wings on reality # duct tape wings #a little pixie dust never hurt nobody

Sometimes, I feel like everyone, myself included, hates me. Sometimes, I feel like I will never be loved. Sometimes, I wish I had never existed. I’m not saying I’m suicidal or anything like that. I would never hurt myself. I just wish I had never been here in the first place. Forced to deal with things I hate on a daily basis. There are roughly four people who aren’t in my family who I am sure actually care about me and enjoy my presence. Everyone else, I am never sure about. There are about three people who I feel I can always go to talk about anything with. There are two people who I know I will love and who I know will love me for the rest of my life. There is one person who could never be mad at me, no matter what stupid decisions I make. There is one unconditional love in my life. One person who I could spend all day every day with. One person who helps me to forget all the imperfections in myself, my life, and the world in general.

I don’t know if everyone but the four previously mentioned really dislike me. I know that I overanalyze things a lot and convince myself of things that aren’t really there. I don’t think I will ever find out. I would never ask. I hate confrontation. I hate feeling like I’m making a big deal out of things even when they are a big deal. It makes me feel weak. It makes me feel annoying. I’m constantly telling myself I’m not good enough. I’m constantly picking out all the tiny things that make me unlikeable. I’m my greatest fault. I have tried to have a positive mindset, but it doesn’t seem to work. It makes me feel like I’m being selfish and self-absorbed. I would rather hate myself and make fun of myself than care for myself. I wish everyone was always upfront and honest. I wish I could read minds and find out what everyone really thinks of me. I would like to know for once who my real friends are. It would save me so much pain.

Why can’t I just allow myself to be happy? I find happiness in moments. In smiles. In laughter. But it never lasts. A few minutes later, I’m tearing myself down again. Your laugh is so loud. It’s really annoying. I hate your smile. That space between your front teeth is disgusting. To bad your parents can’t afford braces. Your hair is always so messy. Even straightening can’t control that disaster. Stop trying. Why can’t you understand that you just aren’t good enough? I wish I could leave myself alone. I need to get out of my own head. I live in my happy moments. I let them drag out as long as I possibly can. I know they will hurt me in the end, but sometimes, what you need hurts.

Every time I have ever been honest on here, I realized that none of you, my supposed "friends" actually like me, my opinions, or what I have to say...so I keep my mouth shut and just continue to post memes for you to laugh at and quietly watch the rest of you be honest, opinionated, and bold without the fear of the repercussions that you bestow upon me.